The Life of Your Average Swimmer

Life is over as we know it

I somehow have the urge to reblog this 25 times in a row.

“nobody fucking helps me in this house”

WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?

BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?!

IVE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR THIS FUCKING POST

Reblog if you say "Y'all"

I know I’m following the right people when I see this kinda stuff on my dash

I’ll respect your opinion as long as your opinion doesn’t disrespect anybody’s existence.

THIS PHRASE SHOULD BE WRITTEN EVERYWHERE AROUND THE WORLD.

895. Muggleborns wonder why there’s a large group of friendly, teenage ghosts around Hogwarts. They’re led by a funny boy with red hair who likes to joke around with Peeves, and he always says that they’re Dumbledore’s Last Army. 

me coming to comfort u

today in philosophy i learned that witches were portrayed as riding broomsticks because back in the day it was a euphemism for riding the devil’s dick so just think about that before you consider dressing up as a witch for halloween

well quidditch just got awkward

And the devil laughs

Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

And you’ve done well