luka's shitpost blog

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

I glomped a man in reno just to hear him squee

Very true but why does this jpeg look like the fever dream of a dying man

my parents trying to get ahold of me in 1998

rouxls kaard is fucking huge like isnt that guy 7 feet but also at the same time i could punch him once and he’d fold like a lawn chair

i used to literally kick and slap the shit out of my computer on a daily basis when i was a kid and those computers are still holding it together right now, meanwhile, if i fart too hard near my laptop it jostles some razor thin microchip bullshit loose and destroys my entire motherboard at the sametime

Hey if u like the ocean look at this its rly cool I think

as someone who was already scared of the ocean uhhhhhh

Terrifying depths of the ocean my beloved

Man I remember I used to follow like a million Undertale roleplay blogs, do those still exist now?

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

beetroot?

you want beetroot?

you want fucking beet root?

ingredience