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Today we're hearing from @luinlothana, who's a writer in the Ineffable Professional Bang!
And they're sharing two quite different fics -and AU The Bookshop Around The Corner: and a rare pair A Job For Newt:

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I am fine with "the audience" -
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feeding my work into ai for any reason whatsoever
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Good Omens (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Historical, Curses, Books, Referenced scene St James's Park 1862, good communication, Worse attention to calendar, RMS Titanic, Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens), Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens), author rejects the existence of S2 and S3, Season 1 with some book characterisation only, Marvin Approvedβ’ Summary:
A few decades after the argument in St James's Park Aziraphale comes to ask Crowley for help with a cursed book he came across.
I'm giving this one fix-it and then not looking back
I didn't think I'd be able to write anything that involved GO S3 in any shape or form. But then, as I was processing everything - from the destruction of the entire universe, through doing the characters dirty to completely abandoning any human supporting characters, an idea formed, maybe as a way of working through my feelings and being able to close that chapter and enjoy reading and writing fanfiction never acknowledging this instalment.
In case anyone is interested, may I offer you a S3 fix-it that attempts to insert some of the S1 spirit into the whole thing?
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Summary: It's amazing how many problems can be solved when you have enough of a warning. In the form of a prophecy book, for instance.
So, Iβve been obsessed with Pratchett since I was 15. Thatβs 23 years for those keeping count. I just finished GO3 and these are my initial thoughts:
Crowley and Aziraphale becoming human: I donβt love, but you could argue that that was what he planned, and I would buy it. It does follow some of his themes.
But there is a knifeβs edge that Pratchett balanced between fury and compassion. He absolutely loved humanity, but he also hated what humans did to each other out of malice, spite, or even laziness. Good Omens the novel was filled to bursting with that.
The end here lacked all of that somehow. God in S1 is unknowable, but God is S3 is just a capricious bitch who seems to have it out for Crowley specifically and through him Aziraphale. The viewer certainly gets angry at God, but the narrative seems to be that, while cold, she is doing the right thing and giving them their happy ending. And while Crowley expresses compassion for humanity, it falls on such deaf ears that the narrative doesnβt actually support that.
The closing sentiment seems to be that we can make their lives better by just erasing all their trauma and baggage. No. Sam Vimes did not pull himself out of the gutter and bodily hold himself out of it every day to be told that actually amnesia would be best. If you wanted to make them human: make them keep their memories. That would have been fine.
Terry would have Crowley and Aziraphale say βfuck youβ to God and protect the earth as it was. The way they protected Jobβs children. The way they did at Tadfield Airbase. Here they just throw in the towel and start a new universe. They accept their failure so quickly as to be farcical.
And you will never ever convince me that TERRY PRATCHETT would have allowed the words βa story shouldnβt live past its endingβ to be spoken without the speaker being immediately eaten by a banshee.

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The Betrayal of "It was All A Dream."
So not long ago I listened to an episode of Ditch Diggers* where authors @tkingfisher and Mur Lafferty were discussing "it was all a dream"/universe reset endings, and why they felt so cheap and unsatisfying / why writers are advised to avoid them.Β
And their point was, these endings feel unsatisfying because they tell the reader: all that stuff you just read? those epic adventures? everything that happened to the characters? Yeah, none of that mattered, it didn't happen, none of it was real.Β
But if none if it happened, why did the reader waste their time reading about it? Oh you were emotionally invested in those characters? Jokes on you for caring, because none of the growth or danger they went through mattered. It was all a dream. The universe reset.Β None of that happened, actually.
It feels like a betrayal. And it is a betrayal of the contract the writer makes with the reader. All the time and emotional investment you put in to the story and the world is wasted, because none of it was real. I think thatβs really the core of the issue with the ending of the GO finale. S1 told a beautiful, hopeful story about a bunch of ordinary people (and an extraordinary demon and angel) standing up for what they thought was right. Trying to stop the world ending even when it seemed hopeless. They stood up against powerful, corrupt systems that seemed insurmountable, and they managed to win. The world was saved. Itβs a beautiful story and one we need now, when we live in a time where corrupt systems seem more powerful and unbeatable than ever!Β
And we saw a beautiful, queer, and deep relationship built between Aziraphale and Crowley through history, despite everything keeping them apart.
The writers decided to throw all that out the window. Because if the world is reset and Heaven and Hell never existed, then nothing in S1 happened. Adam's choice to defy his Destiny and Satan is meaningless, because it didn't happen. There is a new Adam Young who was always the son of Arthur and Deirdre young. Newt and Anathema, Shadwell and Tracy, all those supposed "enemies" who found a connection in the person they were told to hate, who stood up to save the world, well that didn't happen either.Β Aziraphale and Crowley, who we watched build a relationship over 6000 years despite incredible danger, who stood up to save billions of people (and dolphins, and gorillas) from pointless violenceβ¦ all that history is thrown out in favor of two random humans. Sure, their relationship may be cute, but those are not the blorbos we spent so much time invested in. Aziraphale and Crowley died. And so did everyone else on Earth. Even if they were replaced with close copies, they died. They didnβt get a choice in that. Neither did the 20 million angels and demons in Heaven and Hell. A story about preventing the end of the world and the injustice of a universe slated to end before its time... gave us an ending where they destroy the whole universe. And the writers have the gall to pretend this is our happy ending?
The South Downs ending feels hollow because itβs not Aziraphale and Crowley finally getting to rest after 6000 years, finally building a life together. Itβs just two random humans who sort of look like them.
There are sad or bittersweet endings that can still feel satisfying if they meet the characters' needs. This ending does not do that. βEveryone diesβ is not a solution to anything. Itβs a tragedy. So yeah, I do not accept this ending as canon. I am ignoring S2 and S3. As far as I'm concerned the story ended with the Ritz and to the world. I will keep writing and producing art of them from that moment. Because their story did matter. To many of us. And they deserved a real ending, not a βnevermind, none of it happened.β
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All I can hear in my head over and over again is Gaiman saying βhow can I give them the ending they want without giving them the ending they wantβ.
Itβs that fucking kiss all over again. And Iβm devastated to the point that I donβt know what to do. Iβm so fucking lost.
I feel like we all should've known NG would turn this story into a tragedy. It's his kind of story. Remember the end of Sandman? (I didn't even attempt to watch it.) But that's his style. We shouldn't be surprised, and I'm bummed that still we all are. π
Season 3 thoughts
I was trying to put to words my feelings regarding S3 and itβs honestly difficult to voice them in a discussion in such a way that it wouldnβt diminish othersβ enjoyment of it so I decided that maybe I should simply give writing it all down a try.
To start with, I did not like Season 3 (or the Finale or however else someone might wish to call it). I understand that some did and found it very satisfying and Iβd urge them to hold onto that feeling and consider whether they want to read any further.
But to first address the elephant in the room. That ending was not satisfying for me at all. The fact that I abhor βit was only a dreamβ endings might have something to do with that but Iβm afraid it goes deeper than that. First of all, I do not accept restarting the universe without God and angels and demons as the necessary solution. I understand some people view that as necessary because the systems were broken but what history taught me is that whenever someone loudly proclaims the need to do away with the old system and create a new, better one, it always Ends Badly. Most of the improvement human civilisation had achieved was through people trying to find a better way, not a clean slate. Additionally, I never viewed Good Omens universe as flawed for being what it was - accepting it was a willing suspension of disbelief on my part just as it never bothered me that the struggles and dilemmas of the characters I followed were occurring on a flat world sailing through space on the back of a great turtle. I would have loved to see the characters finding ways to improve their world. Ways to prevent Heaven and Hell from interfering on Earth. Even ways for them to step back, retire and allow the humanity to sort out their own problems
What I didnβt want was a bad-faith preachy depiction of a thesis that God is manipulative and that Heaven and Hell are bad, culminating in the destruction of the entire Good Omens universe. Donβt get me wrong. That human AU that got slapped on at the end was cute. I would have watched three seasons of that story alone, as an alternative universe spinoff. But those werenβt the characters I wanted to get their satisfying resolution. And I cannot accept that anyone could comprehend the ending of Season 1 with Adam understanding that the solution wasnβt to destroy the worldΒ but to mend it and think that this was a good resolution to the story.
And speaking of Adamβ¦ For all my misgivings regarding S2, at least it left alone the characters that had already left the stage. The remaking of the world robbed us of many characters we grew to love that were shaped exactly by being from the GO universe. There is no Adam Young any longer. That is, maybe there is a son of Arthur Young. Maybe there is a son of Thaddeus Dowling who never discovered his love for tropical fish because he grew up knowing about American football. Maybe there even is a human who looks something like Adam Young of GO universe, who has a different name, never had a hellhound who was the best dog a small dog could be and who never had the Them as friends. Not that their childhood would have been the same, growing up in Tadfield cut in half by a motorway. But if there even is an Adam Young, he was forever robbed of his very important choice to simply Be Human that was so significant in the story. That choice had been forced on him. Or rather, he never had it in the first place. So much for celebrating the free will (which the characters were proving to have, over and over, in previous instalments). With no supernatural elements, there is no Anathema Device who had unusual upbringing due to a book of prophecies and whose family made a decent sum of money thanks to investing in technologies their ancestress foresaw. There might be a Newt Pulsifer who works as a wages clerk on his computer that behaves like any other computer, who will never meet her. Plus there is no sentient Bentley. There isnβt even any classic Bentley that has had one owner since new.
And I know some people will tell me there were plans to have Adam more involved in S3 initially. But that, I feel, is missing the point. If everything was heading towards the ending we were given, it tears any meaning out of his involvement. If anything, it shows the futility of his optimistic, humanitarian approach in the S1 finale. And besides, I donβt much care for speculating what we might have got, had things turned out differently. There were supposedly plans for Terry Pratchett to co-create the continuation of Good Omens. That didnβt pan out either and we can only guess what we would have got then, based on, I canβt stress it enough, anecdotal third-party stories stored in memories that might be filtered through peopleβs perceptions, their own expectations and time. Iβm sure things would also have been different had one of the authors relinquished the rights to the Good Omens story and sold it to Terry Pratchett instead of co-writing it, which supposedly was one of the options. But thatβs simply not what happened.
As it is, S3 is what it is. And I donβt much like what it is. I find the stakes stacked too high, with the oh-so-original trend of making stakes higher for the sequel. I find the Book of Life as a plot device clunky and shoved in because we Needed a Universe Destroying MacGuffin. And I hesitate to use the words Deus ex Machina in regards to the Good Omens universe but there was a lot of shoving characters where the plot needed them to be, only for it all to receive a resolution that was heavy-handed and had no proper setup.Β
Like I said, I did not care for what we got. I did not share the optimism of many people who had whole lists of things they were hoping for in this season. Given my thoughts on S2, my expectations were rather low. And still in some aspects this season failed to clear that bar. Iβm sure I will not be revisiting it. I have no intention of writing or reading any stories that incorporate it. My thoughts as a member of the fandom are mainly a mild concern that with what we were given it will be harder to curate oneβs experience using tags. My thoughts as a fan of Good Omens, however, are mainly a deep regret that when the world is in such a bleak place right now, we couldnβt even be allowed to keep a world where the angels occasionally dine at the Ritz, nightingales sometimes sing in Berkeley Square and an angel and a demon are allowed to retire in the South Downs, loving humanity.
Hello! My Good Omens FTH fic is done and ready for public consumption! Many thanks for @luinlothana for such a lovely meet-cute idea for Aziraphale and Crowley. Can you believe this is only the second human AU I've written for these two? Technically the first where they are both human, and yet they still manage to fall for one another. <3
The Cat (and Boyfriend) Distribution System (4488 words) by notastranger Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Good Omens (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Human, Meet-Cute, Fluff, Cats Summary: On an unfamiliar street in Soho, Crowley finds an abandoned box of kittens in an alley during a thunderstorm. He looks for shelter and finds it in the form of an old bookshop and its kind owner, Aziraphale.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Nanny Ashtoreth & Warlock Dowling Characters: Crowley (Good Omens), Warlock Dowling Additional Tags: The Dowling Years (Good Omens), Chronicles of Narnia References, Child Warlock Dowling, Warlock Dowling Loves Nanny Ashtoreth, Crowley Loves Warlock Dowling, Crowley is Good With Kids (Good Omens), Bedtime Stories, Marvin Approvedβ’ Summary:
Inspired by a bedtime story, Warlock wants to see if his wardrobe doesn't hide an entrance to another world. So what if his nanny indulges him a bit when it comes to finding out?
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) Characters: Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale (Good Omens) Additional Tags: South Downs Cottage (Good Omens), Post-Canon, Fluff, Anxious Crowley (Good Omens), Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens), Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens), Blankets, Community: Do It With Style Events Summary:
Crowley is anxious about Aziraphale being absent for so long. He paces the South Downs cottage and wraps himself up in a blanket that smells like his angel.

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A DIWS Maggie's Record Shop fic: A Beacon
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Summary: A glimpse at a connection forming between Crowley and Aziraphale through the ages. It's not just stars that sometimes want a companion. Rated G, 2,558 words
Written for @do-it-with-style-events Maggie's Record Shop
The Couple from Nightingale Cottage - fic
A Winter Omens Reverse Bang fic with amazing art by @hogs-and-ham
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Summary: The new couple from Nightingale Cottage have everyone in Small Hawthornby curious. And the village New Year's Eve celebration sounds like just the occasion to get to know them.
Rated G, 5268 words
Have Yourself a Cosy South Downs Christmas
This is a story written for @angelcuppa for the GOFC Holiday Swap
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Rated G, 14,721 words
Summary: Aziraphale and Crowley are preparing to spend their first Christmas together at the South Downs cottage. There may be some baking, selecting gifts, and decorating the cottage involved. Also possibly asking Important Questions. And a kitten.

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New fic - Winter Wonderland
I proudly present a fic with @yetrop's amazing art, created for the @gowinterbang
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Rated G, 4101 words Summary: Crowley befriends the neighbourhood kids and upon them mentioning they hardly ever see snow, he takes it upon himself to do something about it. The result may have more consequences than anticipated. What happens next involves a snow emergency, a power outage and at least one snowball fight.
Ficlet - Tangled
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Rated G, 500 words
Summary: Anathema has a small bike accident that results in being taken care of by Newt and questions as to why she was wearing such a long skirt when riding a bike in the first place.