anonymous!

ya know i was told this was a cinderella retelling. no one told me it was also going to be a Pride and Prejudice (2005) remix

she sucks so much but she serves so much cunt doing it...

benedict “please do not go” bridgerton vs sophie “move out of your house, you’re fucking up my work environment” baek

tammy thompson doesnt know about the irreversible damage she did to hawkins queer community

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

They say the Goddess chooses her most devout believer to be her champion in times of crisis. Due to your past, you've hated that loathsome Goddess more than anyone in the nation. As it turns out, that also counts as believing in her more than anyone in the nation.

annabeth and hera

some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive

Lucy Carlyle the character that you are. Moved to the big city after being traumatized and expected to clock in and work the next day as if nothing had happened, joins a tiny agency run by another teenager and instanly grows attatched to him. Easily made jealous and very possesive. Talks shit of basically everyone she knows except her crush coworker employer?? Has the best hearing of anyone in her generation she knows, frequently talks to a skull that voices her inner thoughts and calls him foul and deceiving for it. Says she could dispose of him any time but secretly cannot live without him. Has a loser girl era living in a tiny apartment eating take out every day. Is literally chased down by the mafia !! No one is doing it like her.

imagining lockwood&co season 2 and kipps is like sharpay in every new HSM movie, suddenly scheming and plotting despite joining the group dance at the end of the last one

My Wednesdays of rage bait are over. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?

denise. KILL THAT MAN!!!