I got lobotomized at Claire's

Another actress for Lucy has hit the tower

it’s always “make sure to drink water while you’re consuming that much caffeine” and well what if i do not wish to do so. i am a grown man. You cannot tell me what i must and mustn’t do

One day enough people will love me that it will fix the part of me that is unlovable

So that's A.I

people writing historical romance seem to love having a guy with a bad leg who walks with a cane but I’d like to see this energy in contemporary romance as well. there are handsome guys among us today who use canes

"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess

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I impregnated you 🫵

soju may taste like juice but theres no way the memes aren't ridiculously exaggerated. this bottles only 5 units it cant affect me that considerably

huh.

took off my pants

onto better things thursday

Women want me fish want me I am generally respectful towards both fish and women in addition to being okay looking