im malcolm.

To make this magic ultra extra special, picture the weird shape in your stomach. Breathe like you’re trying to fill it with air. It’s really good for coming down out of a panic attack.

love everything about this. the girls making fun of the boys, the endless dumb fun the boys are having, its pure

this is a lot

that baby/young elephant is so cute I love animals

Don’t ignore the baby.

Elephants are so precious ✨

I love him

I’ve had friends drop me off at places where i don’t live, because i didn’t want to trouble them anymore than i have

People have gotten my name wrong when ordering food or like anybody at all and I don’t correct them so they think my name Alice when it’s actually Allison

I’ve decided to sit in the car during social events so I won’t have to interact with anyone, but I still got weird stares from people walking by, so I would lean my seat all the way back so no one could see me.

said i had to go somewhere then walked five miles to my house

Stared down someone who was trying to talk to me. QwQ

Ordered food through the drive thru and then sat in my car in the parking lot to eat

Ordered like 20 dollars of food in a drive through, paid for it, was asked to pull up past the window and park so they could bring it out to me when it was done, panicked because I didn’t know where exactly they wanted me to park, drove away and went home 

i picked up a 90~100 kg goods trolley bc i didn’t want to inconvenience the person asking if i needed help. i’ve also accidentally ordered 20 chicken nuggets instead of 10, had the name ERI for a drink order, and gotten $2 cashout instead of $10. send help.

I do that thing where I open my mouth to say something, close it, and repeat until the conversation is over because I don’t want to seem loud or rude.

One time I crawled under tables all the way to the exit on a social event just because it was too much, there were like a dozen tables,younger children started to mimick me,and parents weren’t happy

I was walking my new puppy around my apartment complex and a woman parked her car and started calling out to me so she could meet my dog and I pretended I couldn’t hear her and picked him up and walked behind the buildings.

When I was a little kid, I got separated from my family during an outdoor event; a cop came up to help me cause I visibly looked lost. When she came up to me and asked if I was lost, I pointed to a random family and said that I was with them.

“Gay parents will damage their kids” BITCH WHERE.

One of my few complaints about Queer Eye is how it buries Karamo’s training and experience as a SOCIAL WORKER in the title of “culture” or whatever. The world needs many more social workers and much more respect for the field.

you ever feel like you’re not even a main character in your own life

me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed

HERE HE COMES

HERE HE COMES

HERE HE COMES

HERE HE COMES

HERE HE COMES

I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY