goblin™

this is a blog for loving boys, hating the government, being weird about gender, killing cops, spiking hair, and cutting holes in your pants, and if u don’t like it u can get out

Thank you @sweetlyfez I love them so much

bare legs at the hotel breakfast

kris must have a crazy good nose to be able to identify all the scents in those "smells like x" battle texts (thinks for a moment) this is because theyre a pupy

Tip: You can be polyamorous and aromantic to unlock weird relationships with friends

this is aromantic joy!

Why does the US has so many “male oriented” products. 

Are u kidding me yogurt is almost always targeted toward women.

??

A really high quality picture of Johnny Joestar of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Part 7: Steel Ball Run.

a broken link is a kind of dead wife

does it bother anyone else that people use "quote-unquote" as a unit when it should really be more like, quote "whatever you're quoting" unquote

Yes.

can i express any genuine wants & desires or will i be tortured & killed

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

friends with consequences

friends with detriments

I need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) see terrible things happen to Friedrich Merz

when men are like “women need to be nicer and more complimentary to men” i CRINGE! why don’t MEN get more complimentary to men. start telling your friends you want to fuck them. don’t make women pick up YOUR slack

people are commenting like “yeah we need to support healthy friendships and boost men’s self esteem” i don’t care about that tbh i just think everyone should be gayer