the part they aim for

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

I do think the post that's like "when they torture you to insanity and then torture you for being insane 😂🤣" is one of the most succinct and foundational analyses of interpersonal violence and conflict that had ever been written

Nice Guys fic idea — genre change. The Marches and Healy go up to the mountains and rent a cabin for a getaway. Lo and behold they find themselves in the middle of a 70s slasher film and Holland is doing his final girl scream through the Sierra Nevadas (luckily he has Holly and Jack to protect him).

eventually as a species gay people will develop a nail polish resistance gene so that our descendants can chow down on their glittery nails without getting mildly poisoned every time. it's like that nonsense europeans did with all that milk

unexpected benefit of having to use a vpn is sometimes i get ads that are entirely in french, which makes it like 200% easier to ignore them. cant advertise to me if i dont understand a word of it. life hacks.

also can i just say project hail mary has the funniest fanfiction ever. its 80% scurvy and weird alien sex

hey is anyone else sick of having to adapt to horrible conditions over and over again