Hello Again!

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts

You can tell how hungry for blood the tumblr userbase is this year by looking at how early in the month the Ides of March posts are being made

being called "cringe" by another tumblr user is just so..............my sibling in christ u are also on the app

Before you mock the clown, take a look at thine own shoes

and pay particular attention to the shoelaces

idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

What do you believe in now?

self preservation through love

chupacapra

Chupacabra as well