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Just as long as he knows. :V

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What Lucifer Thinks About the Hellborns
This makes complete sense, as he did bargain with Heaven to exclude the Hellborns from Extermination.
Though I find the phrasing of āhis Hellbornsā interesting. At first, Iām sure many would think this refers to the Ars Goetia- he created them, so they would be āhis.ā But why excuse all Hellborns from Extermination then? Just to appease the Sins?
I donāt think so. Lucifer hates Sinners, but in his hearts of hearts heās not a bad guy. Not to mention, he is the Sin of Pride. Whether he likes it or not, his actions created Hell, which I theorize created the Sins, who in turn created all the other Hellborn demons. Perhaps he sees- the people at least, probably not the realm of Hell itself since itās his prison- every single one of them as his own creations, or an extension of his creations. As a result, he cares about all of them and sees them as āhis.ā
(Perhaps itās easier to not care- or to convince himself he doesnāt care- about Sinners/humanity as a whole because he wasnāt allowed to help create them. He loves Lilith, and maybe once upon a time he learned to care about humanity through her. Thatās why he gave Eve the Fruit of Knowledge- to give humanity Free Will and freedom. And we all know how that ended.)
I donāt know. At the end of the day, Lucifer cares about the Hellborns. I think thatās interesting, and I hope we get some expansion on that in season 3 of both Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss.
It makes sense, Lucifer is the equivalent of God in Hell. God cares for his creation, punishes them, and isolates themselves from them. Luciferās self isolation might derived from many factors and one of them is the fact up to this point no one in hell could hurt him. So he couldnāt understand fear, the reason why most sinners commit sin is because of fear. So Luciferās journey next season might be learning to be more human in order to care for his kingdom.
Which brings me to Lilith, her empowering the sinners does not make any sense if her own husband couldnāt hurt them. It would feel like a betrayal unless they thought the sinners couldnāt hurt him either. Which him allowing the extermination makes sense if her empowerment got out of hand and both of them couldnāt control the sinners. They are severely outnumbered, and Lucifer the most powerful being there cannot hurt them. So why even try to care for them to begin with. They are Adamās descendants, so why even try?
They can travel to other rings, live there peacefully, they could have allowed heaven to do a 24/7 attack on the pride ring. So the question shouldnāt be why isnāt caring for sinners. It should be why his wife is caring for sinners that outnumber them and cannot be hurt by him?
scribbles but upgraded
lucifer "i'll make him worse" morningstar vs "He's MY king" alastor
I never post my animatics so im a bit anxious about sharing this one haha

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āBut if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.ā
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.Ā
She aināt no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
Anyone with a name that starts with a āZā, ends with an āiā, and isnāt some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
Iām not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, š š½š š¾š šæ Negative.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
Look at these stupid children who donāt know who Madame Zeroni is
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Man lissen if you donāt know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button
Idk who she is but I have an exam today so Iāll reblog her
idk who she is but i have an exam today so iāll reblog her
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
Because wise, I am.
Oh fucks no sheās back lmao must reblog. Iām sorry guys
2 million people arenāt wrong
Zeroni sounds like a fancy kind of pasta :ā) im so sorry
Ooc/ I love this book and movie so much oh my god
This post was liked when it appeared on my dash, so I know Iāve reblogged, but Iām not about to mess with her!
Also, these poor youths who have no idea š
Sorry for being superstitious but hey, this is 2020.
⦠Itās 2020
If I send her some splooge and onions it should be fine, right?
Nearly 3 million have reblogged this thing. Not taking a risk.
Idk who she is but my life is a fucking nightmare and Iām not taking any chances
i dont get it
omg ves search it up
I refuse for 2021 to be anything like 2020, so I shall put my trust in Madame Zeroni
i like being able to live lifeās bad as it is no thanks
canāt risk it sorry
sorry no risks here
Risk taker? Wrong person
itās 2021 and this hellscape aint ded yet
paranoid help
Itās 2022 and this world is a hellscape. I am obviously going to reblog this. I wen back and took out all negatives because it is in my best interest to only have positives. I, also, made sure to have the best grammar and spelling I could. We have to be safe. Thank you.
I want a curse! Curses are cool! But Iām reblogging this to say that.
ā¦shit.
3.5 million people are never wrong
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sighs im not risking it
Anyone who doesnāt know Madam Zeroni go Immediately to you local library and borrow Holes by Louis Sachar or rent their copy of Holes (2003) right the fuck now and read/watch the Masterpiece that is Holes.
Especially of youāre 25 or younger.
It is a _beautiful_ takedown of the prison industrial complex, modern day (for the 1990ās) racism, and the racism of the segregation era, and the power of a force thatās I will call āfateā. All wrapped up in the improbable story of two young impoverished teenage boys of color, and their semi-fantastical escape from the prison camp theyāre made to work for after a pair of totally-not-Air-Jordanās is stolen and one of the boys accidentally framed.
Then you will understand Madam Zeroni.
You Know the Trident and Shield We See Charlie Use?
I headcanon they originally belonged to Lucifer, since the Devil is usual depicted with a trident or pitchfork. (I imagine heās had to do some fighting over the years- not against Sinners, but Hellborn or the Sins if they got rowdy or some Eldritch horror from beyond the veil.)
However, when Charlie was old enough he gave them to her because he didnāt really use them anymore and he wanted her to be able to protect herself if she needed to (since she doesnāt seem to like using her magic combatively).
And he also might have given her the shield so she could move around, since sheās apparently able to fly on it like sheās the Silver Surfer or something.
And now I want someone to draw Lucifer sitting on his Hell throne, holding the trident in one hand and a baby Charlie in the other, with a smug expression on his face and Lilith standing next to him on the right holding the shield. It could be a portrait in their house.
Itās a very clear image in my head. I wish I could draw. ššš
Left or right?
Sheās not able to fly with the shield, Emily is carrying her around before dropping her. She uses the shield to cushion her fall.
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Does anyone know where I can get the King of Pride promo card for reasonable price?
I just started collecting and I missed the promo sell, found about the website like two weeks ago. Luckly I made it for season 2 sell but I really want the Luciferās card.
Please let me know, thank you!
surprise surprise
Pls look at Lucifer watching his daughter and Vaggi be happy and in love while he has a bittersweet smile on his face as he plays with his wedding ring

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What I thought Vincent Benitez looked like when he was described as handsome with a boyish face in the book. (Philippine Vincent Benitez)
Pope Innocent XIV
Pope Innocent XIV is so pretty the public honestly thought he was a woman. Vincent has no problem with this but the church does not know how to handle an attractive Pope so he had to take an early vacation to the beach to prove this rumors wrong.
MI imagine this scenario:
Aldo enters desperately To dad's room because he doesn't answer the phone, much less make any appearances all day. He thinks he's sick, hurt, or kidnapped, and above all, Thomas doesn't even answer him on WhatsApp; he knows he's an old man with no experience with technology. Although he knows where the button to answer a call is.
Cruzamos el pasillo para llegar a la habitación de Vicent y encontramos a Thomas sentado en esta posición en la cama del primero (y sĆ, con ese pijama con pantuflas incluidas)
"Thomas? Why the hell aren't you answering your phone?! I can't find His Holiness anywhere and he's not answering his phone! I sent the guards to search the entire Vatican and even all of Rome!" If he had hair, he'd be pulling it out strand by strand because of all the stress he's under." And finally, what are you doing dressed like that?! And what do you have on your face?
"Good night, friend." Thomas places his book on his thighs. "Are you talking about my pajamas?"
"And the slippers."
"I had to match it, His Holiness bought it for me at a stall from a lady who came on sale."
"And on your face? It looks like you glued your face to the moss on the walls."
"His Holiness prepared an avocado mask for me, he says it's good for my face."
At one point, Vicent appears in the room wearing the same pajamas as Thomas, but in green and accompanied by turtle slippers.
"Hello, my dear Aldo! Good evening! What's with that face? Did Tedesco say something inappropriate again?" Vicent, with his warm speech, approached Aldo." Do you like my pajamas? I bought some for Thomas because he sleeps in pajamas that look like Dracula. They're missing some color! Isn't that so my dear Thomas?"
"Yes, yes, your holiness...I mean, Vincent," he replied, only to resume his interrupted reading.
If Aldo had to define Thomas, he would compare him to a police dog who, after years of service, retires to be adopted by an elderly person or someone who loves animals. Keeping him like a spoiled Chihuahua, tame and looking for affection. Yes, Thomas is definitely a Chihuahua now. Or better yet, a Golden Retriever.
"Your Holiness, I've been looking for you all day. There are papers to sign. Tomorrow you have a meeting with the President of the United States. You have some things to sign, and..."
"Aldo, Aldo, relax. Thomas already took care of all that. Just try to rest, you're working really hard. And I don't want the next thing to fall off your skull." Vicent squeezed Aldo's shoulders in an attempt to relax him and comfort him." Now, prepare the rice mask. Do you want to join us for this spa night, Aldo?"
Aldo looked from Vicent with his sweet smile to Thomas, who was sitting on the bed as if he were a little boy waiting for his mother. No, he definitely doesn't want to stay in that room, the tension between these two old men can be felt for miles around.
"Your Holiness, please excuse me for not being able to join you tonight. I prefer to go to sleep in my room and try to relax."
"Oh, okay Aldo, rest and if you want take tomorrow as your day off, okay?" Vicent took the papers from Aldo's arms and left them on his nightstand. Aldo just nodded, and like a lost soul who saw the devil, he hurried out.
Outside the room, Vincent can be heard telling Thomas about the properties of the rice mask. Thomas simply says: "Yes, of course," "Whatever you say, my dear Vicent," "You're absolutely right."
Aldo necesitarƔ un terapeuta, una copa de vino y un viaje a LatinoamƩrica para alejarse de los tortolitos.
I loved that random photo of Ralph Fiennes.
I will upload more of these ideas soon.
Conclave fandom in other languages beside English is wild. Tell me why I just read a whole mahwa chapter of Vincent beating up another Cardinal for what I have no idea. It was all in Korean, I just know he won, the art was beautiful.
Everyone go read the comics they finally gave us proper liberation theology truther Vincent. And also the art is just wonderful.
Did you see! Theyāre doing the pre fight chapter, right now we are three pages in where Vincent entered the conclave. Oh and the chapter before he became a priest hits me hard.
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Where are my angel!Vincent fanfics!! Where are Vincent is a saint!
I have seen Lawrence be an angel or even a demon, but my snapping turtle Vincent who can hold his own is treated like a little lamb.
My man was in war zones, my man build shelters, my man protected and care.
I want sleeper build Vincent(he was called wiry by Thomas in the book), who had to make shelters with his own hands because his missions did not receive enough contributions from the church.
I want to see him heal people without knowing and the people realizing they were in a presence of an angel/saint. The nuns realize he is not like other priests, who just speaks but not contributes, he is a man of action. Oh, I couldnāt get some furniture, let me read the Bible real quick, I know thereās instructions for a table there.
I want women and men falling for him because he is handsome and a contributor. And he is simply oblivious to all of it. I want him adopting children and caring for them as his own because he could never have any due to his oath.
And he would make a very competent manager too, you learn to budget in war zones, or even in places with lack of funds. You learn to make deals, or even trade favors.
I know many of us love the horizontal tango, but I really wish there more things like this. I know, I know, I can write it myself, but I lack the skill necessary to even express any of this in detail.
@professorlehnsherr-almashy damn share please!

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I dreamt I was falsely accused of theft. What does it mean?
In the dream I was at a store, I believe target, attached to my phone I had like a labubu charm, a tiny labubu that seems to be made of glass or clear plastic coiled to my phone. The barcode was still attached to it, but it was faded, looked worn. I do this in real life too, I keep tags in items for some reason and after a while I just take them off.
Well in the dream they were selling labubu stuff but not this specific item, I remember picking one up and thinking, wood. It looked like a table decor more than anything. In my back pocket I had my phone with the charm dangling from it. One of the associates got close to me and told me.
āYou need to pay for thatā I looked at her a bit confused and maybe amused at the idea I was told my own personal property was being questioned.
āNo see is mine, the tag is fadedā I gave her a polite smile while showing her the charm. She took it from my hand and walked away with it, I followed her. Cause she took my whole phone. There she left it with another person, the assistant manager, he was doing something so he didnāt pay attention to me right away. My friend who apparently works there came to clock in and said.
āIāll probably be hereā this part is hazy at best because she asked what I was doing and just told them what was happening. I acted like nothing was wrong and they went to their locker area. The guy who had my phone scan the charmās barcode and told me. āYou need to payā
This got me super annoyed š and said āI said it was mine I came with it. I want to see your supervisorā
āI am the assistant managerā he said. I smiled like I had won āI want to see the manager/general managerā
Well while I was waiting the first girl kept repeating ā you know stealing is a crimeā
The manager finally came in looked at my phone with the charm gave a glance āyou need to pay for itā
And left the costumer service to continue whatever is they were doing.I swear my eye twitch and could feel my throat burning with anger.
āCheck the cameras, you will see me coming in with itā the manager just repeated the same thing again. āYou know stealing is a federal crimeā
And I was Like angry she didnāt check the cameras that I woke up at 5 am on the dot, still angry.
I just realize this is the first time I ever spoken in a dream.
Rewatched the episode.
DID ANYONE NOTICE THE OP DIDN'T PLAY OR WAS IT JUST ME WHO DIDN'T AND NONE OF YOU DECIDED TO SAY ANYTHING!?