pizza crust and pixie dust

What do you mean it’s not gay if it’s on the moon? What if I wanna be gay on the moon? I’ll be gay all over the damn solar system if I want you don’t tell me what to do

it sucks how everyone hates hillary clinton but we’re all still probably going to vote for her anyway because the alternative will be like, larry the cable guy or the propped up corpse of ronald reagan

Your 20's: the era when you gotta make shit happen but all you wanna do is chill.

Ryan Reynolds has been Deadpool all along. He just needs the director to edit the footage.

every time i see this i lose my mind

Danny DeVito turned 70 today which is weird because I’ve never had any concept of how old he is, I like to think that he exists outside of time and space

more importantly it means no one was aware of him being 69 last year. we fucked up. i can’t believe it. we really fucked up.

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Crystal is a sweetheart.

reblog if your icon is a beautiful cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure

how dare you

dream date: we get chinese food delivered, it’s raining, i take a shower in your shower (it must be a nice shower with good water pressure), you let me wear your clothes after i shower, you have a cat that i can pet, we watch movies, i fall asleep in your bed for like fifteen hours, you fall in love with me