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Well, you know what they say; Rome was built in a day, and if you're going any slower than that, you're basically fucked with no hope at all

hey if you don’t like my incredibly accurate mpreg kirk takes don’t follow me or reblog my other spirk stuff cause either you like me at my freakiest or not all

Tell me your hottest Kirk mpreg take please

hey if you don’t like my incredibly accurate mpreg kirk takes don’t follow me or reblog my other spirk stuff cause either you like me at my freakiest or not all

god bless mob psycho for having a main character who has a more dangerous kinda scary side to them and having the ending not be "yes!! we defeated the scary alter ego!!!" and actually be "everybody has a part of themself that they struggle with. in order to grow as a person you have to accept all parts of yourself". hell fucking ues

so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful

i love medications and swallowing pills #mypebbles

don’t forget to swallow your pebbles today girls

if you could choose one character to have a whole episode about their backstory who would you pick and why is it nimueh

Oh no job for me thanks I just wanted to fill out this really long and condescending job application for you☺️

reblog to give prev a little sticker and tell them you’re proud of them

even two years after my divorce I still occasionally look back and notice a red flag in a new way. today I'm thinking about how the first time we had a major fight it was because I said I wished I could live on the moon. and they got upset because I "didn't consider how they would feel". about, and I cannot stress this enough, me moving to the moon.

remember when teachers would tell you to fold paper hamburger or hotdog style. kind of sounds like some fake shit but just another example of burger centric american thinking

non americans in the tags doubting if this is true. you think burger is a fucking joke to us??

need to see him whimpering like an injured animal, can he pleeease pleaaase lose a concerning amount of blood until he’s barely lucid. can i nurse him back to health like a baby bird pleeeeaaaaaseeeee

im normal 👍 about The Character 👍

Sometimes knowing spoilers for shows is more fun cause u get to spend the show being like how the fuck does that even end up happening ..

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

Is it licking boots?

because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.