Maladaptive Daydreaming

aaaaa omg a coworker just came to my desk like "oh, you changed your name? me too, look!--" and pointed out her badge and then her ringless hand and gleefully announced, "divorce!!" and we exchanged congratulations and fist bumped djdnsnjs best interaction of my entire transition

Germany got done dirty

käärijä is the people’s princess and loreen is charles idc

We're not inviting Russia because they're terrible violent colonizers >:( anyways our twelve points go to Israel

united by music? no, united by hatred for the jury vote

The public vote is going to give the fucking jury whiplash just you wait cunts

THE CROWD IS SPEAKING.... CHA CHA CHA

you just know graham norton is dying inside because he can’t sarcastically tell the countries to shut up and give their points already

You don’t understand I ADORE the genre diversity in Eurovision, this is the only place we can seriously pit a heavy metal/screamo song against folk-hiphop against acoustic ballad and not know at all what comes out on top it’s so beautiful