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Reblog to save a duck

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It’s getting to be that time of year where more people are going outside to parks and stuff so i thought it would a good idea to reblog this again

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today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

*squints* is that a motherfucking EVENING PRIMROSE?!??

#amazing work everyone hit the flowers

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

Given the incestuous nature of my mutuals posting habits I’ve seen Mr peep 30 times now

Why do you have to phrase it like that?

I’m beginning to suspect this is not a common phrase outside my family

Type that again, but slowly.