Ugh.

Boil up some mountain dew.  It’s gonna be a long night.

You could have said anything else

Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, baja blast to fuel my trouble

Why didn’t this have any notes?

It doesnt have any notes because its a black woman doing it. Had it been a white woman this wouldve been national news.

I bolded

Anyone who points out the orange lady has two right feet will be bANNED. she lost her foot in an accident and got a foot transplant from her twin sister who sadly passed away of an unrelated illness at the same time (please don't ask, it's too emotional to discuss). Thank you for your time

Why feel guilty for napping!!!!! Like if ur body is tired let it lie down and rest!!!! This is officially a pro-nap blog.

your intelligence means fucking nothing if youre devoid of empathy

oh honey they are fully dead

No but Toph was a professional earthbending wrestler with the power to feel the whole human body at once through vibrations with enough accuracy to tell lies. She knows exactly how much pressure the human body can take before important things start breaking or I’ll go buy a hat for the sole purpose of eating it.

oh, sure. she doesn't care though. she's 12 and she's thriving and she loves to murder