Fish's Funny Findings

they’re just the pictures from when michael lived in jersey!

Meanwhile, in cetacean ops:

“Shut up.”

“No, no, I think we really ought to address this.”

“Jaskier, shut it. They aren’t supposed to have this.”

“Oh so you were aware this existed? Because, frankly, it’s an absolute CRIME that I’ve never heard of this before.”

“I thought I had the only one.”

“THERE’S ANOTHER?”

“Yeah I paid a thousand crowns for it.”

“You- a thousand-”

“This is a knock off.”

“I can’t-”

“Mines better.”

“Yours is what?”

“It’s more accurate.”

“To what?!”

“Anatomically speaking.”

“I cannot fathom that meaning anything but what it sounds like-”

“Help me get rid of this.”

“Get rid of- Geralt! I’m still processing that this exists!”

“If you help me destroy it I’ll let you see the original.”

^ @goldandlights​ This painting is canon to the game.

There are eight variations. The one above matches two others, where there is no griffin. The one with the shield comes in a second variant.

They are from a quest titled:

A Portrait of the Witcher as an Old Man

Here are the three that include the griffin:

[Sourced from Blood and Wine on Reddit]

i am not even high right now

does this post exist? is this real life? can i please have some drugs to cope?

8 variations

what oxenfurt art ho even

Stalin’s ghost is trapped inside the Siberian permafrost.

If we don’t reverse climate change and soon, the ice will melt and release his spirit back into the world to enact Vengence and Communism!

y’all can’t give me a clip of Ryan playing with a whip and expect me not to gif

THE LOOK