Meme is a stupid word.

It’s especially stupid when people mispronounce it.

jesus christ we really do have a gif for everything…

shit man this is goddamn important because there are so many young and impressionable people on this website

Then everything changed when he pupated. He never touched me. He just spent several months looking and acting like a turd

But it was worth it! Look at him now! He’s so fluffy I’m gonna die!! And the friendly disposition has returned full force! Now he sits on my shoulder watching The Sing Off with me. Also, he’s a she! and she just laid eggs! I can’t wait for the 2nd generation!

do you let her go outside?

ofcourse, how do you think she ended up pregnant? She summoned a fancy suitor to my backyard with her feminine lady smells

real life pokemon trainer

It must be really nice to be a man. I saw a shirtless man with ear buds in, jogging by himself at night. I can’t safely do anything like that.

I live for the applesauce

*applause 

I know what I’m about son