Jay

queuing this for 3 years from now just to see how batshit it sounds for people who might not remember it well

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

TODAY

holy shit its the last one

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

TODAY

holy shit its the last one

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

TODAY

holy shit its the last one

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

TODAY

holy shit its the last one

is there any part of this that gets good

apart from drugs and my friends

and faggotry. maybe all is well

is there any part of this that gets good

apart from drugs and my friends

my mom had a nightmare years ago that george costanza tried to kill her and sometimes when we're watching seinfeld and george starts yelling about something she'll be like "that's what he sounded like when he tried to kill me"

Welcome to the Protestant Work Ethic where if you are not working for 16 hours a day you are a Sinner that will Burn In Hell. Unless of course you are rich in which case you are Blessed by God and can go to Heaven without lifting a finger.

blood being frequently described as having a "coppery smell" in fiction is kind of funny considering that there is a metallic component to blood and it's not copper

in fact if your blood smells or tastes like copper you probably have more urgent things to worry about than it being outside your body. it's probably better that it's not inside you anymore actually.

story where blood is described as smelling or tasting "coppery" and it's actually early foreshadowing that all the characters are suffering from heavy metal poisoning