Socially Inept

happy pride month dykes i love you dykes

i get so scared off that anything

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

yet another cosmic unfairness: a manatee is some kind of big fat dumpling beast of the sea that wants you to pet it so bad we had to make laws against doing just that for their safety

I wish all Black girls a clear shot at this world. I wish all Black girls a full belly. I wish all Black girls a respite from their many troubles. I wish all Black girls nothing but grace, prosperity, and ease. Black girls I am hoping for your continued safety and success every single day.

hey can you come over and surgically remove this heavy, aching rot from my heart? we can watch a movie afterwards

Heartwarming: he will never be happy

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

WHY IS MY NAME BEEF IN YOUR PHONE

you know................. like bf...............

bowser texting bowser jr

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