are we not all camgirls in a mass surveillance state

dude being a little kid during an election year was THE funniest thing. kids were all just repeating their parent’s political beliefs verbatim without understanding any of what they were saying. My elementary school did a mock election and I didn’t know what was going on so I just voted for Obama because thats what everyone else was doing. My friend and I were chatting on a swing set and she said to me “I hope Mitt Romney gets elected because I don’t think Obama will get anything done” bitch you are 9

This made me remember we had a mock election in kindergarten and I voted for George Bush because he had the same first name as George Washington.

me n the gals passing around the same reblogged post like bread n butter at the dinner table

Hiiiiiii ! (threat)

you know what? fuck this. fuck you *uncarves thy name from the moss-covered stone*

mentally eel

mental eelness

makes your puppy dusty

idk who needs to hear this today but under the ocean there live many chitinous creatures and if you manage to get past their defenses you’ll find so much succulent meat inside

Noooo dont burn and stick to the bottom of my pan youre so flavorful and essential to my cooking process haha

standing up too quickly gives me temporary access to shrimp colours