Lovetusk

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can someone explain to a man that if you're Bi, you are not exploring your sexuality and you don't need a man to set you straight.

Bitch, no.

I might not be Bi, but some of my best friends are.

Me : I have one

Him : what are you? Trans?

Me : I have several. Bigger than yours too

Him : that doesn't count cuz it's no a real dick

Me : if I slap you across the face with it, its still a cock slap is it not? And it'll knock your fucking teeth out too.

Also this guy

Him : if you say you're bisexual it's because you dated a man who did you wrong or you were molested. You just need to find a man to turn you.

Me : hate to break it to you, but I've been with a man for 15 years, still bi.

But that truck that comes out of nowhere when you deliver exotic exports can fuck right off.

Make me a playlist Send me songs to listen to  Send me clips of the rain (rain is very calming for me) Send me voice clips instead of texts (I love voices)  Send me animals Send me cars Send me sounds of nature Send me sounds of the city Send me your rants and raves while you’re driving and someone is riding your ass Hell, send me the peaceful silence of your room when you finally get home after a rough day. 

In the same conversation.

You're bitches