You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Can’t even fucking carry my own damn baggage let alone a big ass pig

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

sighs i need good luck

i could use some luck hey

im about to give a really important exam in a few hours i need a lot of luck 😭

YEHAH

i don’t even believe in stuff like this, but i need that luck BAD 😭😭

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.

Not worth taking the risk

Worth a shot.

Me, in the summer heat, taking 2 points of fire damage every second: aeugh aeugh aeugh ough eough ough eaugh

rip Achilles you would’ve loved hightop sneakers

Found a secret Talos shrine at Claires

Got arrested by the Thalmor at Claire’s