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it's not clitor-YOU, it's clitor-US. take my hand.
Nobody likes my clit post it's just clitorme against the world :'(
listen I ended up regretting saying anything about this on my old blog because people will interpret literally any and every statement maliciously on this hellsite but I want to start like. a helpline for people who are like “hey I pretty much only read YA but I’m like 22 now and don’t relate to teenagers as much, it’s such a shame that there are no fun books written for adults :(” because boy HOWDY are there some fun books for adults
maybe I’ll start a big google doc or something one day but for now *deep breath*
The Beautiful Ones (Silvia Moreno-Garcia) - absolutely BUCKWILD romance with a dash of telekinesis; nonstop high society drama and misunderstanding from start to finish, happy ending guaranteed. STRONGLY recommend if you, like me, are a basic bitch who enjoys a bit of Pride and Prejudice.
Binti (Nnedi Okorafor) - a math prodigy runs away from Earth to become the first of her people to attend a prestigious university in space, but shit gets real when a crew of hostile jellyfish aliens attack her ship.
Chilling Effect (Valerie Valdes) - a spaceship captain and her crew take on a series of convoluted missions in order to rescue the captain’s sister, who’s been frozen and held for ransom.
The City of Brass (S.A. Chakraborty) - an 18th century conwoman and a mysterious djinn team up to go looking for a legendary hidden city.
The City We Became (N.K. Jemisin) - a scrappy bunch of Chosen Ones have to band together to defend New York City (which is very much alive) from a huge ass monster.
The Empress of Forever (Max Gladstone) - a lady supervillain gets blasted into space and meets an even bigger, planet-destroying evil space empress. literally WHAT is not to like?
The Empress of Salt and Fortune (Nghi Vo) - high fantasy royal drama about a woman making her way to power in the wake of a political marriage that left without friends or allies.
Escaping Exodus (Nicky Drayden) - a space-faring clan are creating their latest spaceship from the insides of a giant monster when absolutely everything goes to shit (as things are wont to do in science fiction stories).
Fierce Femmes and Notorious Liars (Kai Cheng Thom) - a trans girl runs away to the big city, where she uses her martial arts skills to team up with other trans woman and form a vigilante gang to defend their own when police look the other way. a fascinating blend of poetry and prose and magical realism.
Finna (Nino Cipri) - two exes working at an IKEA have to team up to save a customer who disappeared through one of those interdimensional portals that all IKEAs have laying around. you know how it is.
Gideon the Ninth (Tamsyn Muir) - come on, you’ve heard about this one. it’s the one with the lesbian space necromancers? yeah, that’s the one. you got it.
In the Vanishers’ Palace (Aliette de Bodard) - a Beauty and the Beast retelling based in science fiction and Vietnamese fantasy, featuring a young woman falling in love with a “beast” who’s actually a motherly dragon after becoming a tutor to the dragon’s two powerful children.
Jade City (Fonda Lee) - urban fantasy gang wars, pitting one magically enhanced family against rivals and a new drug that lets anyone mimic their abilities.
The Library of the Unwritten (A.J. Hackwith) - hell’s librarian gets sent on a quest to find a runaway soul.
The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet (Becky Chambers) - aka one of my favorite books ever, essentially slice of life science fiction following an interspecies crew of deep space truckers making the longest and most complicated delivery of their lives. very warm and fuzzy.
Mort (Terry Pratchett) - one of many MANY Discworld books, but a very good one to start with, following the adventures of a boy named Mort after he’s taken on as Death’s apprentice. you know, like the Grim Reaper? that Death.
River of Teeth (Sarah Gailey) - historical AU in which the United States imported and domesticated hippos in the Mississippi River; follows a crew of hippo-riding crooks and hooligans as they plan one heck of a caper.
Space Opera (Catherynne Valente) - a washed up rock star and his old bandmate get roped into performing in an intergalactic singing competition that will determine the fate of the entire planet Earth. full of aliens, attempted assassination, art, and emotional turmoil.
This Is How You Lose the Time War (Amal El-Mohtar and Max Gladstone) - time-travelling assassins from rival factions fall in love in a poetic and breathless story that spans centuries and reality.
Under the Pendulum Sun (Jeannette Ng) - fairyland is real, and Victorian England is sending missionaries. a woman and her brother attempt to bring the good word to the fair folk, but start to suspect the queen might just be screwing with their heads. PEAK gothic horror with a creepy fairy twist.
Witchmark (C.L. Polk) - a doctor and former soldier with magical powers of healing is trying to live a quiet life and avoid his controlling, aristocratic family’s plans for him, only to get tangled up in a massive political conspiracy when one of his patients mysterious dies. accompanying him in his investigation is a mysterious and gorgeous faerie man. romance ensues.
The First Sister by Linden A Lewis. Three protagonists and all of them queer, a fun space opera. It’s not out yet, but I can tell you it’s really, really good. I highly recommend
Gods of Jade and Shadow another Silvia Moreno-Garcia book. It takes place in 1920s Mexico and has Mayan gods. A fun breezy book.
Kill the Queen by Jennifer Estep. If you like YA fantasy but want a little more swearing, violence and sex then this novel is for you.
The Bridge Kingdom by Danielle Jensen. This one I really enjoyed. If you like the winner’s curse then you’ll like this book.
Books I haven’t read but I’ve heard good things about
Trouble the Saints by Alaya Dawn Johnson. This one isn’t out it but I believe it’s got a black protagonist.
Empire of Sand by Tasha Suri. An Indian inspired fantasy novel. I haven’t read this one but I’ve heard good things about it.
Rage of Dragons by Evan Winters. A black fantasy novel.
The Unspoken Name by AK Larkwood. I haven’t read it but I know it’s got a lesbian protagonist.
Song of Blood and Stone by L. Penelope. Just started this book but I believe it’s for adults.
Tiger’s Daughter by K Arsenault Rivera. Lesbian protagonists and it’s still on my tbr.
He who fights with monsters by shirtaloon - what happens when you drop an Australian polisci major video game nerd in a fantasy world.
fuck them kids
Read Chapter 1- It's wednesday from the story FUCK IT WE BALL - Le fishe au chocolat x Pufferfish eating carrot by Fro...
Man I need to touch grass or something
Anyways idk read it or something

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If any one wants to know where the whole homosexual fish thing came from it was from a stupid song generator
Also can we please make this a copy pasta like it's so stupid-
Also golder is a lord in this bc it wanted me to give him a title
And of course the website I made this in ( if you make your own song please reblog it here I wanna see yalls creations)
Here's the lyrics to it:
Our HOMOSEXUAL FISH HOMOSEXUAL FISH Love
By KATO SIMPS AGAIN
A Love Song For Golder
Our HOMOSEXUAL FISH HOMOSEXUAL FISH Love
This one's for you Lord gorden!
My love for you is like the most HOMOSEXUAL FISH HOMOSEXUAL FISH,
Your face reminds me of HOMOSEXUAL FISH HOMOSEXUAL FISH,
Together, we are like HOMOSEXUAL FISH and HOMOSEXUAL FISH.
Oh darling Golder,
My HOMOSEXUAL FISH HOMOSEXUAL FISH,
My HOMOSEXUAL FISH HOMOSEXUAL FISH,
The perfect companion to my HOMOSEXUAL FISH soul.
HOMOSEXUAL FISH are red,
HOMOSEXUAL FISH are blue,
I like HOMOSEXUAL FISH,
But not as much as I love HOMOSEXUAL FISH with you!
Oh darling Golder,
Your HOMOSEXUAL FISH are like HOMOSEXUAL FISH HOMOSEXUAL FISH on a HOMOSEXUAL FISH day,
You're like the most HOMOSEXUAL FISH HOMOSEXUAL FISH to ever walk HOMOSEXUAL FISH.
Your HOMOSEXUAL FISH HOMOSEXUAL FIS face,
Your HOMOSEXUAL FISH soul,
Your HOMOSEXUAL FISH HOMOSEXUAL FISH,
Your HOMOSEXUAL FISH HOMOSEXUAL FISH being...
How could I look at another when our HOMOSEXUAL FISH HOMOSEXUAL FISH love is so strong?
I love you Lord gorden!
Auto Praise for Our HOMOSEXUAL FISH HOMOSEXUAL FISH Love
"Can you feel the love tonight? I certainly can. Golder is so lucky to feature in a song like this."
- DJ Smooth, Awesome Tunes Magazine
"'Comparing love to a HOMOSEXUAL FISH HOMOSEXUAL FISH is beautiful - just beautiful!"
- Little Max, The Pop Pop Channel
"HOMOSEXUAL FISH HOMOSEXUAL FISH? Seriously? Pass me a bucket. I can't deal with this level of blurgh."
- A Web User With Lots of Opinions
"This song talks to me. I too have a HOMOSEXUAL FISH soul."
- Dan Gloop Jr, Facebook
Me: starts reading a wonderful book series
"hmm let's go on Tumblr and see if there's a Fandom for this"
Tumblr: *crickets*
Me, rolling up my sleeves: gotta do everything myself in this damn house I see
Anyone who read the he who fights with monsters series pls talk to me I need someone to talk to about this
I have gotten to the third book in a week what do I do
Catch me being a modern-day cyberpirate screaming up alongside you on the 405 in my mad max car with half a bitcoin farm's worth of RAM in the backseat as I hack your Bitchless Towyota™ device and steal the boat you're towing right off the back bumper of the tesla your dad bought you
As i roar into the sunset you have to swerve* to avoid the small flotilla of hacked Towyota devices trailing behind me
(*in fact you do not swerve because you're on hands-free driving to go along with your hitch-free towing so you can only watch helplessly as your tesla mistakes your stolen booty for a small child and accelerates crashing into it and killing you instantly)

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wow, just commin for my life right here
some of you are abusing the power of kungpowpenis
this is bullshit
why even make the movie

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This innocuous post was in the dracula daily tag, untagged, no mention of draculas or days, so I think its safe to assume Tumblr's search function has determined that "emails" are a thing you get from your friend Jonathan and Jonathan alone.