Dango

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

well if its for fucked up and horny reasons, then i guess its okay...

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

Sucking two dicks at the same time like that pig in chicken little

saddest most miserable little creature only 4 whole cents!

inherent gay need to redesign my bedroom every 3 months

Barricade the door

crab crab crab hand hand hand frighten

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things