Wonderland

db cooper got back on the plane when people weren't looking

hey check this out *dies in front of you in every universe*

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

sorry for being annoying [remembers that practicing gratitude instead of shame is better for my mental health and my relationships] thank you for letting me be annoying with you

my ultimate fantasy is to have a brain and body that allows me to enjoy being alive

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

2 hours of bad sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a stranded whale and i need to be covered in dynamite in an ill-advised attempt to clear the beach'

Does anyone know what to do

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

I P address? baby it’s called the bathroom 😂

The lesson of avatar was never “killing bad people makes you just as bad as them” it was “you cannot be letting fascists dictate what counts as a win or loss” guys like come on it’s been 20 years

I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.