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I want to apologize for disappearing for a week. I’ve been really busy, things in real life have been kinda crazy. I had multiple job interviews, my anxiety has been acting up, and I was in a car accident (everything was fine). Hopefully I’ll be on soon, I might be here a little today.
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I want to apologize for disappearing for a week. I’ve been really busy, things in real life have been kinda crazy. I had multiple job interviews, my anxiety has been acting up, and I was in a car accident (everything was fine). Hopefully I’ll be on soon, I might be here a little today.
And quite honestly, I’ve had enough trouble for a lifetime.
shit my history prof says
some of the bullshit that’s come out of his mouth between my Medieval History and Western Civ 1 transcribed into RP sentence meme form. have a party with it, change pronouns as you need to.
“You shouldn’t walk through fire. That’s why God made it so hot.”
“Well, I’m ___, so of course I need a GIANT GUN.”
“I don’t care what fancy magic armor you wear, if a fat man with no pants hits you with a cleaver, you’re dead.”
“He’s like a walking encyclopedia of useless shit.”
“___ scared the shit out of everyone back in the day. That’s something that hasn’t changed.”
“And it was at that moment I realized there would be no peace.”
“YOU’RE THE SHIT!”
“At my age, the only thing that scares me is an IRS tax audit.”
“You can’t even get me to walk up a block to get a sandwich.”
“Come on, it’ll be fun! Do it for Jesus!”
“This is one thing Europe is good at. Exporting violence.”
“I’m sorry, I find it a little hard to believe that a bunch of guys smoking hash can attack anything. Unless it’s like, a pie.”
“One crossbow bolt later and I learned that toothpaste makes excellent makeshift wall Spackle.”
“The question isn’t why or how it could fall, the question is how did it last that long.”
“If you haven’t seen a breast yet you need to get out of the house.”
“First thing’s first, I’m kind of an asshole.”
“And that’s why my girlfriend doesn’t take me out to nice places anymore. Which is good, because I didn’t want to go in the first place.”
“Moral of the story? When something isn’t yours, you treat it like shit.”
“I like woodchucks. They’re the fat kids of the forest.”
“When the wind blows it’s like Satan’s hairdryer.”
“This cognac’s so expensive it’d be cheaper for me to do crack.”
“It’s like you know what they’re saying but you’re having a stroke.”
“No one likes you when you sleep with their wives and husbands and children.”
“Don’t do that. You’ll get warm. Then you’ll get sleepy. Then you’ll get dead.”
“This war takes fucking FOREVER.”
“It’s like going on a road-trip with Stalin. Like, there are fun times, where you’re in Vegas and drinking together, but then you’re digging your own grave in the desert because he thinks you cheated at blackjack.”
“He’s pretty much his sugar daddy.”
“Children are like little drunk people.”
“If you’re going to go all the way to another country and then still eat McDonald’s, you’re kind of an asshole.”
“How many prostitutes can you put in a boat? Let’s find out!”
“I say it’s a dead dog story, but I promise there’s a funny ending.”
“It’s like crack, if crack was cheese.”
“Picture a Playboy mansion gone wrong.”
“It’s like living in some bizarre fantasy porno.”
“He smells like something from the X-Files.”
“There are a lot of ways to die, but not many quite as stylish.”
“Why? Aesthetic.”
“If you’re looking for a back tattoo this is the one you want.”
“Why does he succeed? He has a plan. Sounds stupid, but not many people have one.”
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Hannibal S2 gag reel
The snack that smiles back.
Harry Potter best book moments - Order of the Phoenix, p. 261
“great. perfect. nice. fuck this.”
five word prompts // accepting
Eyebrows shoot up at the swear, though he chooses not to comment on it, more worried about the cause. He leans forward, reaching forward to stop her before she could leave. “Rose, what’s wrong? Complete sentences please. Did something happen?”
“bro… that’s so… not cool…”
five word prompts // accepting
“...What are you talking about?” Wide green eyes look up at his sister in confusion. Getting into arguments with Slytherins was a normal occurrence. She couldn’t be upset about that. Had he done something else?
"really? do i look stupid?”
5 word prompts // accepting
“No, of course not, Ted.” Harry shakes his head, smiling fondly at the boy. The bright pink hair had caught him off guard, for a moment it was like he was looking at Tonks. His expression must have looked bad to Teddy, and he was quick to reassure him. “I like the hair. You look like your mum.”
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@liilicm asked for a starter
“I’d recognize that guilty look anywhere. What’d you do?” He put on his best stern dad expression, but was more amused than upset.
@loyalterrier liked for a starter
“Hermione seemed pretty annoyed this morning. You two arguing again?”he asked in a teasing tone, his friends always seemed to be arguing over something.
Harry Potter best book moments - Half-Blood Prince, p. 527
“Your nickname,” repeated Snape. “Yeah … that’s what my friends call me,” said Harry. “I understand what a nickname is,” said Snape.”
remember that time harry accidentally did some underage magic and stormed out of the house and his immediate reaction was to begin planning his life as an outcast harry is such a drama queen jfc
he’s not james potter’s son for nothing
get to know me meme: 1/5 favourite male characters - Harry James Potter
“I DON’T CARE!” Harry yelled at them, snatching up a lunascope and throwing it into the fireplace. “I’VE HAD ENOUGH, I’VE SEEN ENOUGH, I WANT OUT, I WANT IT TO END, I DON’T CARE ANYMORE!’’
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five word prompts
[inspired by this]
“actually… i just miss you.”
“alright, i’ll leave you alone.”
“and slowly… i was forgotten.”
“and then everything just disappears.”
“and where do i go?”
“anyone could tell from here.”
“are you finishing that or…?”
“are you stupid or stupid?”
“anything, just call me, okay?”
“bitch better have my money.”
“bro… that’s so… not cool…”
“but did you do it?”
“call me now. it’s urgent.”
"can’t you listen to me?”
“cross that. don’t answer that.”
“don’t even think about it.”
“don’t you dare walk away.”
“do it. i dare you.”
“did you think i forgot?”
“eventually… you just move on.”
“even if you still do.”
“everything will fall into place.”
“fight me, you attractive stranger.”
“for once, i need you.”
“for once… i was right.”
“for once… i was wrong.”
“forget i even asked you.”
“forget it. you fucking suck.”
“fuck’s sake, what’s your problem?”
“fuck off. i mean it.”
“give and take. that’s life.”
“great. perfect. nice. fuck this.”
“have you lost your mind?”
“hello? it’s me. i was-”
“hey… that wasn’t so nice.”
“here’s a glass of whatever.”
“how about a hug, hm?”
“how about you make me?”
“i haven’t forgot you yet.”
“i can’t be around you.”
“i don’t need you, really.”
“i don’t need this now.”
“is this your first time?”
“it’s just a cut, really.”
“it wasn’t me, i swear!”
“i said i love you.”
“just don’t fuck it up.”
"just… come back alive, okay?”
“just make sure you’ve eaten.”
“kick his ass for me.”
“killed him? wait, what, literally?”
“life really sucks. feel better.”
“letting go hurts… a lot.”
“let me live, will you?”
“no, i don’t need you.”
“nothing can hurt me now.”
“nothing matters anymore to me.”
“okay it was me… so?”
“people lie all the time.”
“pipe the fuck down, asshole.”
“please, you can’t die now.”
“please don’t leave me alone.”
“quiet. they can hear us.”
“quick! give me your phone!”
“quicker, you freaking piece of-”
“quit it or i’ll bite.”
“quit staring! they’ll notice us!”
"really? do i look stupid?”
“real smooth, tripping over air.”
“rise and shine, sweet thing.”
“rise and fucking shine, motherfucker.”
“seriously? give me a break.”
“so… what are we now?”
“so… did you miss me?”
“so… can we go eat?”
“so… when’s the next flight?”
“so… how did everything go?”
“sometimes, i wish you died.”
“so what? you did it.”
“time passes slower without you.”
“then what do you suggest?”
“the fuck? who are you?”
“then you tell me why.”
“this is not working out.”
“this isn’t what i wanted.”
“this is all a fucking disaster.”
“when did it all happen?”
“who knew you’d be here?”
“why do i even bother?”
“why do i love you?”
“why didn’t you tell me?”
“you’re just… so, so stupid.”
“you can’t be here now.”
“you look like an accident.”
“you really need to go.”
“you know who to call.”
"zero fucks given. next please.”
❝ its time to forget the mistakes of the past and start making the mistakes of the future ❞
WOLFPUPPY ASK MEME // accepting
Harry shook his head, but gave a small smile nevertheless. “That really doesn’t make me feel any better.” he replied with a small chuckle.
