#anexauror

Send me Ⓐ and my muse will rate yours:

Attractiveness:

repulsive || hideous || ugly || not attractive || unappealing || not unattractive || meh || no preference || ok || mildly attractive || nice looking || cute || adorable || attractive || pleasant on the eyes || good looking || hot || sexy || beautiful || gorgeous || hot damn || would tap that || perfect || godlike || holy fuck there are no words

Personality:

grating || irritating || frustrating || boring || confusing at best || awkward || unreasonable || psychotic || disturbing || interesting || engaging || affectionate || aggressive || ambitious || anxious || artistic || bad tempered || bossy || charismatic || appealing || unappealing || creative || courageous || dependable || unreliable || unpredictable || predictable || devious || dim || extroverted || introverted ||  egotistical || gregarious || fabulous || impulsive || intelligent || sympathetic || talkative || up beat || peaceful || calming || badass || flexible

How likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending || fuck no! || never || no way || not likely || not sure || indifferent || I’m asexual || maybe || probably || it depends || fairly likely || likely || yeah sure || yes || would tap that || hell yes || fuck yes! || wishing that could happen right now || as many times as possible || we are already having sex

Level of Friendship:

never in a million years || worst of enemies || enemies || rivals || indifferent || neutral || acquaintance || friendly toward each other || casual friends || friends || good friends || best friends || fuck buddies || bosom buddies || practically the same person || would die for them || true friends || my only friend ||

First impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

Current impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

How good of a kisser:

Send me an OTP and I tell you...

Who made the first move; I think Julia might have, though she tried to be subtle about it for fear of reproach.

Who said ‘I love you’ first; Julia, probably. Just in a quiet moment confessed her feelings for the American witch.

How often they fight; Not all that often. Mostly, their moments of culture clash and misunderstanding are handled with more understanding.

Whose big spoon/little spoon; I feel like Tina likes to be cuddled and Julia is happy to oblige by playing big spoon.

What their nicknames are for each other; Julia probably has a number of Russian pet names for her lady, but I see her using Tigritsa often to highlight Tina affinity for magizoology; Tina might shorten Julia’s name to Jules or such.

Whose the better cook; Julia is fantastic and let no one say otherwise. she might even do it by hand rather than magic.

Their song; I mean I put their ship tag down as lyrics from Bei Mir Bistu Shein so.

Who remembers their anniversaries; Both of them. They are good with dates.

Their favorite thing to do together (besides sex); They like to read and discuss current affairs and PET CATS. THEY HAVE SO MANY CATS.

Who ‘wears the pants’ in the relationship; They are equals through and through.

How they would get engaged; God help me I never thought this far ahead.

What their wedding would be like; Something low-key, intimate, with friends and family surrounding them.

it’s meta time

@anexauror I SEE U U THINK U SLICK 

i think newt and tina have such an interesting dynamic. they play into that oldie-but-a-goodie “opposites attract” trope, but i think it’s going to be done very well in the film. i actually really enjoy the idea that they don’t get together by the film’s end (see soundtrack title newt leaves tina) because 1) it’s a break from the neat, bow-tied endings where the hero always gets the girl, and 2) it allows for more speculation into future films. when will newt come back? what is he doing abroad? etc.

i’ve posted about this here, but i think when tina first meets newt she’s very ... annoyed by him. think about it: she’s more or less lived the same, routine-fashioned life, so when newt appears with his suitcase and his eccentric-isms it’s really going to throw her entire life out of balance. tina strikes me as the person who is uncomfortable with change, whereas newt just seems to be this entity of organized chaos. likewise, when newt meets her, he just doesn’t understand her. he doesn’t understand why she’s so uptight, he doesn’t understand why she doesn’t like him. but, as we all know, when newt scamander doesn’t understand something, then by god is he going to try to.  the bottom line is they have very different perceptions of the world, and i think that’s what draws them together. newt is the kind of person who gets a ladder to change a lightbulb while tina points out he could’ve done it with magic. i think in the films, they will bond not because of superficial attraction, but because of all the experiences they’ve had. 

“ I was here first. He’s my tree and friend and… and… I am always nice to him. Hush. ” 

tina loves newt too <3

“Don’t forget to renew your license once a year. Don’t forget to leave extra food out for Sammy because sometimes Queenie forgets. And most of all, don’t forget that you’re a pain in the ass but you’re my pain in the ass.”