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Abigail: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?

Sebastian: Sam, how tall are you?

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Emily: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Abigail: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Haley: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

Penny: [cocks gun]

Penny: Magic missile.

Sebastian: What the fuck is wrong with you people?!

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Sam: I love the circus!

Shane: That's cause you were part of one...

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Abigail: Stick to the truth. With my wizard powers, I’ll be able to tell if you’re lying.

Sam: Are you sure? I’m a pretty good liar.

Sam: I’m a 400 foot tall purple platypus bear with pink horns and silver wings.

Abigail: . . .

Abigail: Okay, you’re good. I admit it.

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Abigail: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.

Abigail: That's why I own TEN guns.

Abigail: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder.

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Sam: Something about this place gives me the creeps.

Abigail: Are you sure that's not just Sebastian?

Sebastian: [slasher smile]

Sam: ....No.

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Sam, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha.

Sebastian: Do you think other people can’t hear you?

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could you one with krobus?

I will once I find the correct quote! :3 I wanted to include him in one but I never really found one he’d fit in yet but I’m looking

If SDV took place in NYC:

Sam: [new yorker voice] Badda bing.

Sebastian, across the street: Badda boom.

Abigail: [opens window] FORGET ABOUT IT.

Shane, on a rooftop: I'M WALKIN HERE!

Elliott: [pops out of sewers] HOTDOG, GETCHA HOTDOGS!

Alex: [pops out of dumpster] EY TONY!

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Sam: ARE YOU-

Sebastian: Fucking.

Sam: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Sebastian: Fucking.

Sam: IDIOT!

Abigail: ...What was that?

Sebastian: Sam's mom banned him from swearing, so I'm helping him out.

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Abigail: What do we think of Sam?

[pause]

Sebastian: [sighs] Nice pal.

Sebastian: But I think he's gay.

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At Joja mart:

Shane: I'm the store detective.

Sam: Oh! So if anything goes missing of the bottom two shelves, You're on it.

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Sebastian, about to go on a date with Alex: [walks in wearing his normal/usual outfit] How do I look?

Abigail: Like Cinderella! [to Sam] BEFORE the bipity boppity boo!

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Sam: This is an abomination!

Sebastian: I have no idea what that word means, but if it means: [blows raspberry and gives thumbs down] then I concur!

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Sam, just passing past Marnie's ranch: EW! SHANE! PUT. ON. A. SHIRT!

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Abigail: All geared up and ready to go, gonna end some people I don’t know... Gonna make some random strangers bleed!

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Sam: i go to home depot i eat the tools

Sebastian: Stop it

Sam: crumch

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