Dumbledore's Army (Among other things)

My dad kept having trouble with my pronouns (they/them) so I told him to pretend I was a swarm of bees and it somehow helped

the NB in Non Binary actually stands for Numerous Bees

I love this video so much. This cat, trying so hard to sip like a people. Desperate to sip like a people. Objectively incapable of sipping like a people.

I love the generational gap between emoji usage. Anyone over 50 sees 🙃 and thinks "silly time! whee 🙃", whereas the rest of us immediately hear, verbatim, "they ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it because they would ne--"

Flying the flag upside down is a distress signal

Four Seasons Total Landscaping Potter, you were named after the funniest thing I have ever seen,

Her husband (husband? boytoy? Idk) is literally an environmental activist of course she would

excuse me, did you just call Kermit the frog an environmental activist and boy toy?

He's manifestly both

Her husband (husband? boytoy? Idk) is literally an environmental activist of course she would

excuse me, did you just call Kermit the frog an environmental activist and boy toy?

He's manifestly both

her mind… unparalleled

whaoh why is uncle iroh giving zuko drugs

hire this man

I have learned something today

everyone needs to know how to properly wear a tiara

i’m absolutely dying over the fact that ellen page played such an unconvincing straight person in season 1 that they literally just said “nevermind” and made her a lesbian