its because you're always interviewing that damn vampire !!

i don't want to start a free trial i want to own things for the rest of my life

im not horny it’s something else entirely. really wish there was a word for it

i think i just want to run. Like i just want to run

very grateful to live in a world with foggy september mornings. never kill yourself

i know it’s october now but the sentiment still stands

i love listening to music!!!!! #MyMusic #MyHeadphones

growing up by the coast means that instead of crows on your roof you get seagulls and it honestly feels much more threatening

you're telling me this guy's a bouncer? huh... and what does he bounce on, if you don't mind me asking...?

the first time i heard an adult say we all have to do things we dont want to do in life i knew i was doomed

basically i have to stay silly bc the other option is death

the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt