I'm just a flower princess

when will YA authors realize that the mr. darcy fantasy isn’t “hot rich guy is a huge dick to you” but “hot rich guy fucking respects and listens to you”

“hot rich guy only seems like a huge dick because he has the social skills of an agarophobic lobster.”

“hot rich guy falls in love with you, respects your wishes when you tell him to fuck off, mends his ways with no ulterior motive and opens his dumb awkward heart to you”

Does something ever happen to you and you’re like, “this is it. This is how I become a super villain”

What’s your fantasy?

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true

secondhand embarrassment is pure agony and i wish a lot of comedy didnt rely on it

I cannot deal with it. I have to literally leave the room.

It’s a sign of being extremely empathetic.

thanks! i hate it, how do i uninstall?

Good post op

explains why i can be banned from gerudo town, change clothes in front of the guards, and then be welcomed with open arms

Also, Link and Zelda 100% do swap places often and you can’t tell me otherwise.