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I'd say... Add the Leisurely Otters!!!
Perhaps while at the beach, Furina!MC turned into her part oceanid form, only the fins and tails, with some bits of scales, while playing with the waters with Thrain who still looks at her with love.
Rafayel is questioning what is she exactly... He'll talk to her the next time they meet! Too bad that'll never happen for the next many years.
Sides that, before Furina!MC started dating or even met Thrain, Furina!MC had accidentally bribed Mephisto, she just gave her a pair of her old but still shiny earrings, and he likes her immediately.
Look, she's just being affectionate, and remember, crows can remember people and hold grudges, how much more a mechanical crow?
Mephisto may had been a cockblocker here cuz for two whole years no one in the N1O9 zone, or the LIs knew about the fact Furina!MC is seeing Thrain.
Sylus, Luke, and Kieran only found out about Thrain one day when Sylus was planning to walk Furina!MC home, but MC was there ready to make a scene.
But Furina!MC saw Thrain's Hyperbike, with him in his 6'5ft glory full of muscles and tits and on the back was a big fat bouquet of Inteyvats ranging from Baby Blue to Lavender to Pastel Pink.
Furina!MC squealed and ran up to her giant hunk of a man and kissed his cheek after he took off his helmet, UGHHH Biker!Thrain is hotttt—
While this happens! Mephisto played Legendary Lovers by Katy Perry just to be a menace.
What else?
Ah! Right! From the comments in my previous ask,
The LIs found out about MC dating all five of them and felt betrayed, especially Sylus. So when he went to his office to cool off, he found Furina!MC's resignation letter.
Not safe to say, but he is pissed. Remember this man is a Dragon, or Fiend to be exact, and they tend to be possessive of anything that they think is theirs.
So most likely he'll be using spy cameras, possibly rebooting Mephisto so he'll remain loyal to him forever, and sending in the twins.
Thrain destroys the cameras or anything, but he didn't hurt the Twins, Luke and Kieran.
Yes, Thrain isn't happy about what Sylus is doing, but he isn't one to hurt people.
Like I said, Zayne is sane here... Unless that biatch Astra did something to him.
Caleb has a chip in his brain, but even then he is possessive. But if he steps out of the line, we may have to go dark and Thrain steps in to pull some strings to get him to stop.
Xavier... Hm... I think he's mostly researching everything about Teyvat. But is frustrated as he can't get information about it due to that planet being locked away by Asmoday.
What else???
Leisurely Otters! They somehow invaded the world of Lads, and no one can withstand their cuteness!
And the part where Furina!MC shifts into her part Oceanid form, I can already imagine Rafayel spying, cause what was that 'annoying human' female doing here with that guy-
Cut to Furina!MC having her magical girl transformation into a half Oceanid, and Rafayel is all AWOOGA 👀. What is that?! Some under sea race similar to Lemurians?!
Makes me imagine that he was originally going to barge in to demand answers but one look from Thrain, who KNEW for a fact someone was watching him and the former Goddess, and Rafayel retreats.
Also YES to her bribing Mephisto. Somehow, someway, ahe was going to snatch that mechanical crow away from Sylus. Like that was her metal bird now. Her bird son.
Then you bring the idea of Biker Thrain, oh god, holy shit- 🥵
Lol to the Lads boys being immediately jealous, but also, fuck y'all. Seriously, why are you acting all jelly when you got your 'perfect' Lads!MC, hm?
Another thing, I see mention of Astra and it makes me think of something. What if Astra is mad that this girl (Furina!MC) was messing (not on purpose) with Lads!MC and the boys?
Like who was this chick?!
Oh, I don't know. A former ex-Goddess of all things Hydro and Justice. Nothing too special, right? (Can you hear my sarcasm?)
Oh, and lets not forget her boyfriend. 500+ years old, the most honorable of Knights, and of course, sexy as hell.
These two just a pair of special beans. They want nothing to do with your drama, Astra! Go play with your 'toys' and leave them be!
Sides that... Thrain vs the Lads boys who just won't take a hint? I say he can take them, or at least talk them out of leaving Furina!MC alone.
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Imagine, Furina!MC AU where she died a few days after Focalors death cuz she ages rapidly as her body is now mortal and can't handle an old soul so she just withered away.
Fontaine don't hate her, Focalors is kinda nice to her, and Neuvi sees her as his hatchling.
Then she got reincarnated in Love and Deepspace universe, She ain't the protagonist, and was found by Sylus, she was happy to be near her favorite LI.
Sylus even took her in as his secretary!
They got close and the late night conversations made her fall in love with him...
But a las, he only treated her nicely as she's an innocent civilian who survived whatever N1O9 zone is, after all, she isn't the LaDs MC.
Reality hit her hard as she saw Sylus smiling at the LaDs MC... It hurts her badly seeing him smile like that... Why can't he do the same to her?
Of course that's to be expected, she isn't her, and she'll never be her, why did she even hope...
She already is loved by Fontaine as her family and children...
Is it truly selfish of her to find romance? Surely not right? But why can't she find love...?
She did try to befriend other LIs.
But Xavier doesn't seem interested in her, often dozing off, bored as always.
Zayne is professional, drawing a line between Doctor and Patient, fair in the hospital, but even outside of work he still treated her the sams.
Rafayel is also cold to her... Right, he hates humans for killing Lemurians, treating them as their slaves, and only loves MC...
Caleb is also cold... The chip had done something, understandable, but even when he's stable, he doesn't seem interested in talking to her either.
Furina!MC wanted to cry so badly.
Celestia above, give her someone please!
And after a few days of sadness, she met...
CAPITANO!?
THRAIN!?
HE GOT REINCARNATED!???
AND HE STILL HAS HIS MEMORIES!?
Furina!MC recognized his unmasked face, she had met him when she was still new to being an Archon, and he didn't seem to dislike her despite Khaenri'ans not worshipping gods.
There, they became close and in a year they actually started dating, she is still close with the other LIs but they noticed she is slowly pulling away...
Is it her problem? Eh, she has Thrain's massive titties to squeeze, bite and honk.
Thrain doesn't have his helmet on so he looks like this; complete with the long silky hair
Not my Art credits to the owner, he low-key looks like Giyuu and Blade—
Thrain most likely gently convinced her to move in with him and quit her job as Sylus' secretary.
Furina!MC was worried as she has no birth certificate and other Data, she can't just put "Isekai'ed after death" in her file right?
But Thrain probably pulled some strings... Yeah he would definitely do that...
Anything you can add???
A Furina!MC x Lads Crossover?! And with a reincarnated Capitano/Thrain?! Oh, hell yeah! 🤩
Who needs the Lads boys when you got a literal Knight who clearly cares about you?! Forget the Lads boys and accept the sexy Khaenri'ahn Knight, Furina!MC!
And yeah, he would definitely gently urge her to quit her job and move in with him. N109 was a dangerous place, and Sylus was even more dangerous.
Thrain did not feel comfortable with her being near that man, especially with the way he gets trigger happy with his evol and guns when a certain woman (Lads MC) is around...
Honestly this makes me wonder if Furina!MC did quit how long it would take Sylus to notice. Also, Rafayel. I have an kdea for him.
Imagine if Thrain takes Furina!MC to the beach, and Rafayel/Lads MC was there too, and Rafayel happens to notice something strange? By that I mean underwater creatures seem to flock to Furina!MC as she swam? Why were they acting that way with a 'human'?!
Saying that, I'm going with a idea that she still retains a tiny bit of her Oceanid traits + she was a Goddess of Hydro, so sea creatures kinda just flock to her because of the lingering divinity. She feels watery and safe!
...I'm running blanks on how the other boys would react. Suggestions anyone? 😅
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I'm in angsty Love and Deepspace kind of mood, and I know you sometimes do posts involving Genshin crossovers with the LADS Fandom, so, idea time.
Every Lls has a Non-MC... and every Lls eventually leaves their Non-MCs in the dust for the ever perfect and the one that holds their hearts ever lifetime; MC.
This leads to plenty of heartbreak, and surprisingly, friendship, as each of the Non-MCs become friends.
Another reason they found it so easy to be friends with one another is also because they all share a similar interest besides having shitty ex lovers, and that interest was Genshin Impact.
They all friended one another on their accounts, and for all intents and purposes, things were good... until one day, all 5 Non-MCs disappear without a trace.
And unknown to anyone in their world... they reincarnate in Genshin Impact, as aome familiar characters...
-and all of them eventually find lovers who actually love and respect them, unlike the Lls! 😤
Rafayel's Non-MC definitely reincarnates as Furina!MC, who gets together with Neuvillette.
Sylus, Zayne, Xavier, and Caleb's Non-MC, on the other hand... I'm a little unsure... 🤔
I know that the last 4 Non-MCs can reincarnate as Venti!MC, Mavuika!MC, Female Illuga!MC, and maybe... Tholindis!MC? What do you think? Any suggestions?
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Lemme just;
Xavier's Non!MC = Fem?Venti!MC who is married to Zhongli.
Zayne's Non!MC = Fem!Illuga!MC who is dating Flins.
Rafayel's Non!MC = Furina!MC who is married to Neuvillette.
Sylus's Non!MC = Tholindis!MC who is engaged/married to Rerir.
Caleb's Non!MC = Mavuika!MC who is flirting with Capitano.
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I read of the MC who is the Twins younger sibling and had a thought.
What if she doesn't give a damn about her siblings hating her.
Like sure, hate all you want, I've got better things to do.
And what if she had 4 younger siblings back on Earth before she got reincarnated.
And she focused on making a homunculus for them so she has company.
And imagine while the Twins are in Teyvat, she grew taller, like Nico Robin elegant tall.
The twins HAD too LOOK UP to their younger sibling.
...Probably got a bigger chest too. ...Lumine is jealous—.
Honestly, the reason why the twins Hated MC in this AU is because of their mother's influence, let's just say they have the same dad but different moms.
The dad is a serial cheater.
And MC's mom happened to be dragged into this mess.
Thus MC was born.
And the twins' mom killed MC's mom out of petty jealousy.
She let MC live but was treated like a maid.
But MC rolled her eyes and managed to get close to her dad.
Thus the dad made the Twins' Mom kneel for forgiveness and made a rule that if ever the Twins' Mom touch a strand of hair on MC's head, he won't be merciful.
And of course the twins' mom became vengeful and decided to manipulate her own children.
He's a cheater, and yet is still a better parent than his actual wife.
I'm going for the concept where a dad is not the best husband, but is actually a great dad.
There are some parents like that.
The dad may have favored MC since she's very mature, a bit of a quiet Velcro baby, but is very mature and sharp for her age.
All the more reasons for the twins to be jealous and hate her.
The dad even taught MC how to use a polearm first.
Lumine actually wanted to use a polearm, but her mom forced her to use the sword cuz it's more "royalty" or whatever delusion the Twins' Mom is on.
Also, Add in Mama MC.
She may had accidentally slept with some dude after the twins were in Teyvat and now has a cute baby named Hera after her late mother, ironically her mothers' names from both lives are Hera.
Cute babies always make things better!
... She isn't letting the twins anywhere near her baby though.
But her four siblings are goods LOL.
Siblings names?
Apollo, Artemis, Helios, Selene.
Oh, and we forgot Paimon!
I think Lumine is the traveler here, but Paimon is allowed near little Hera.
If ever MC does visit Teyvat... It would be Asmoday's fault.
It's always it's her fault—
And somehow her siblings got dragged as well...
I wonder how the Archons and other characters would react to the fact that the famous traveler has another sibling... But why isn't she close with the tall one?
Ok, where to start-
Honestly, I want to imagine her landing right where Traveler Lumine started her journey with Paimon... and then a random ass portal opens behind MC, and her REAL siblings come tumbling out.
Well... that happened-
Cut to them traveling to Mondstadt, where they end up meeting Venti and the other Mondstadt cast. And for a while, things were going good... until Traveler Lumine comes to visit the city of freedom.
"What are YOU doing here?!"
Cue the Mondstadt cast being both confused and a little disturbed by the honorary knight's reaction to MC. Why was she acting like that... wait, what do you mean MC was the Traveler's YOUNGER sister?! How?! MC is taller than Lumine-
I imagine it got messy to a point where Venti had to get involved by telling Traveler Lumine to LEAVE because her actions and words were getting way out of hand-
Especially if it was directed at little Hera and MC's REAL little siblings.
But as for the other Archons and Vision Holder's reactions... I'm a little unsure. 😅
They definitely might go digging for answers, and I don't think any of them would really appreciate the Traveler's attitude towards MC, cause it was honestly kinda disturbing and very childish. Like, why do you have beef with a literal baby and children, Lumine?! And- what did you call little Hera?! Lumine!
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Kitty Furina!MC in Nod Krai?
I just know she'd bite Varka's mantits by accident in her eepy state. And Flins, probably charmed by her floof. Illuga is not safe either. Rerir who was in his cat form got scratched A LOT by a very petty Kitty Furina!MC... And she's a ragdoll.
Get charmed by her beans!
I dunno what else to add...
The big question is how did she get there, and does Neuvillette know where she is?
But yeah, the Kinghts of Favonius, the Lightkeepers, the Frostmoon scions, and hell, Nefer's Curatorium of Secrets and Aino's workshop all have shared custody over Kitty Furina!MC while she stays in Nod Krai.
They all want the fluff and toe beans.
Note, just sharing that one hc I told you about for Kitty Furina!MC. She... had blue toe beans!
But yeah, she's spoiled by everyone, especially her boys.
Also, she definitely as you say beats up cat Rerir the moment she smells his presence as she can smell the scent of the Abyss all over him.
Cat Rerir never notices her till she was on him via skydiving off a nearby building.
It was the most brutal and humiliating defeat he ever suffers. How can something so small, cute, and fluffy fight like a monster?!
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Furina!MC One Night Stand AU with Albedo 2
Albedo and Furina!MC would definitely have twins. And imagine if they have Albedo's colors but with Furina!MC's face and beaded Lashes. Maybe a single white streak in their hair with the Ahonge?
They have healthy babies~ Kinda obvious since the Shade of life guaranteed along with Gold that the baby's would be healthy—
Gold and Naberius are squealing and happy LOL Istaroth and Ronova are judging the squealing grandmas in the corner...
Then Istaroth secretly sends a message to Venti, like brat, go over here and meet your Niece and Nephew(?)—
Venti is probably on his way to meet his nephew and niece before Istaroth can finish her message LMAO.
What to add... I think Sucrose is the next to find out about the fact Albedo is a dad? Then Amber, then Eula, then Diluc, then Kaeya, then Rosaria, and lastly Jean...
All of them are shocked honestly. Like the heck do you mean this dude who's focused on alchemy actually got laid and got someone pregnant!?
Anything you can add???
The babies already sound extremely adorable, but sadly, I don't have any idea what we should name them. 😭
And lol, Venti already being buying presents before Istaroth can finish her sentence. He needs to show up as the coolc fun uncle after all!
And Sucrose! She definitely gets godmother privileges! Not sure who they would chose as godfather, though... Diluc? Kaeya?
But yeah, the whole Mondstadt crew, minus Sucrose and possibly Klee cause they hang out around Albedo to not noticed him being extra suspicious, are definitely shock by this whole reveal... and then someone asks if they even had a wedding yet, and Albedo says no.
Cue mass chaos as plans for a wedding is formed among the people of Mondstadt. Klee already claimed position as flower girl-
As for what else we can add? Hm... maybe Neuvillette? A horrifed and worried Neuvillette who's been looked for Furina!MC since she went 'missing'?
Man practically nearly tore Fontaine appart before Furina!MC heard about his search efforts and had someone send a message to him. Only him.
Yeah... so Neuvillette knows where she is now, and nearly tried to kill Albedo on the spot- cause how dare he knock Furina!MC up- before zeroing in on the babies and becomes distracted.
He has entered grandpa dragon mode.
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I don't think we've done a Furina!MC One Night Stand AU with Albedo right?
Can a homunculus even impreggo a human?
Short answer, yes... Gold did something...
She wants grandkids... plus Naberius is agreeing—
Hmm... Imagine if Gold did something to Albedo that made him a bit Flirty and actually can get someone pregnant...
Furina!MC ain't surviving that—
Naberius is also all for it... she wants great grand babies since Furina!MC is technically her grandchild.
As for how Albedo and Furina!MC met? Perhaps a runaway AU too?
Furina!MC ran away from Fontaine after she heard Navia blaming her for the deaths of her friends and partners, and Clorinde didn't even defend Furina!MC.
So Furina!MC ran away and ended up in Dragonspine...
On Albedo's side, he was doing some peaceful experiments when Gold descended in all her problematic glory and tasked her favorite son to go to Dragonspine then gave him a list of plants to gather and try drinking them.
Gold: Oh yeah, if you see a girl with white hair, save her, that's Naberius' Granddaughter. I thought that woman is a virgin.
Naberius: Hey!
Albedo: ... Okay.
And that's how they met...
I'm out of ideas, so help me please?
Adding to the 'ran away from Fontaine' idea, lets consider the idea of Neuvillette also not even bothering to visit Furina!MC post prophecy. Plus, not noticing the downright toxic mindset the humans of Fontaine was directing towards her...
Maybe he was busy? Maybe he didn't noticed and thought she needed time alone? If so... what if he goes to visit and finds her house, the one he helped her buy, ransacked and destroyed, mean words scribbled all around the outside...
...Where was Furina!MC?!
Sorry, had to get that out first- 😅
But back to the main point of the ask. Albedo and Furina!MC.
So yeah, i agree with the idea this steams from two women who desperately wanted grandbabies, or great grandbabies in Naberius case.
And of course, Gold is the one to kick start it with a damn potion. What even was it? A lust potion??? Poor Albedo, it probably tasted disgusting-
Switching over to Furina!MC, poor thing had been camping out in Dragonspine. She was much too nervous to go to Mondstadt, as she felt nervous to meet Venti and just new people in general after leaving the toxic environment that was Fontaine...
...Uh, so an idea hit me. Since Naberius created Egeria, who then created the Oceanid... whats to say she helps out Gold in a way? Like, maybe triggering a heat of sorts? Lets just think Oceanids, or at least whatever Furina!MC was as she's supposed to be Focalors' 'human' side, can do so...
Lets say thats how and why both she and Albedo jump one another... and wake up incredibly embarrassed and sore the next morning, with two very proud grandmas to be waiting for the results-
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Ok, got a SAGAU idea, but this is based off an old SAGAU I remembered reading a long while ago.
From what I remembered it was about 2 friends, and one of the friends didn't want to play Genshin anymore, so they handed over their account to their friend, the reader.
Basically, the original owner of the account was considered the 'Creator' by the Genshin characters, and the characters made it very difficult for the reader to play as they didn't deem them the Creator or even worthy to play in their world.
So, my idea is similar to this, only, with some differences.
Mainly, instead of friends, I'm using a pair of twin siblings.
Basically, it goes like this, the sibling who plays Genshin grows tired of the game and even considers deleting it, only... their sibling, or MC as I'll call them, stops them.
They always wanted to play Genshin, but they never really had the time, or the right electronics play on them unlike their sibling... so they eagerly take the account from their bored siblings' hands.
And after that, well... the glee MC once felt slowly drained away as every time they logged in to play, things just kept going wrong, wrong, and wrong...
It was... it was almost like the game was against them... and that honestly made MC upset cause they always wanted to play Genshin like their sibling, so... how was this fair?
But God, MC tried to make do. They tried to play, ignoring the problems, the issues... but then their twin came over one night, asking if they could have their Genshin account back.
They were bored, they said.
And MC? They quietly gave their twin back their account... maybe they should just stick to Pokémon or Animal Crossing from now on...
But here comes the twist!
The Genshin characters, the same ones that made MC absolutely miserable during their whole gaming experience started having second thoughts once the rightful 'Creator' returned.
It was only now the characters realized how bored the 'Creator' sounded when they logged on. Cold, detached, seemingly not caring about the characters themselves-
But MC? Despite how they kept sabotaging MC's playing experience, they were still quiet, pleasant, respectful even.
They worked hard to get good artifacts for the characters, to level them up to their fullest potential...
It didn't matter who the Genshin character was, MC worked on them. Helped them get stronger! It... it was nothing like how the 'Creator' did things...
MC... MC was nice. The 'Creator', MC's twin... wasn't...
It was then the Genshin characters decided something unanimously.
They wanted MC back.
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Imagine if MC ended up not playing any Hoyo games and decided to make her own game that she enjoys.

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Ngl, I'm up for a poly with Flins × Fem!Illuga!MC × Varka— Ft. A Muscular Fem!Illuga!MC.
It might involved a very drunk Varka blabbering about how hot Flins is, to which Fem!Illuga!MC agrees, and how sweet Fem!Illuga!MC is, to which Flins agrees, and that he's surrounded by pretty people and how he's lucky and etc LOL
Honestly Varka thought she was a he at first... But Flins decided to be very naughty and stole Fem!Illuga!MC's coat revealing her smexy physique, yes our girl has muscular arms...
Fem!Illuga!MC's arms are like Maki Zenin's
Varka went 😳—
Bet Flins loves it when Fem!Illuga!MC puts him in a headlock with her biceps
Varka even went more 😳👀
Like holy shit! ...He wants to be where the fae was-
Now that I think about it... Fem!Illuga!MC and Varka are matching biceps!
Imagine if she brings out the guns when he flexing his own, and flexes back.
Meanwhile, Aether, let's say he's the Traveler, looked at his arms and tummy and sighed... He's built like a Twink...
I'm just kidding— Columbina still loves him.
Speaking of Columbina, I think she's most likely curious of Fem!Illuga!MC
Poking her arms and biceps
Bet Sandrone and Arlecchino had to look twice at Fem!Illuga!MC because they thought she's a he!
Like how can a lady have muscular arms and big melons at the same time!? It doesn't help that she has short hair and wears a baggy and thicc coat!
That probably promoted to Columbina to look at Fem!Illuga!MC's chest... And yeah, they're as big as Lauma's...
Flashback to her suffocation via Lauma's special titty hug
Canon!Illuga looking at his female counterpart be like 😳😳😳😳😭
Canon!Illuga: WHAT DID DAD FEED YOU FOR YOU TO GET THIS BUFF!?
Fem!Illuga!MC: I dunno, just lots of chicken, eggs, rice, and lots of water
Basically both Canon!Flins and Fem!Illuga!MC's Flins seeing her:
And the whole time she's being cat coded as always
Flins! She wants her hugs!
Anything you wanna add?
Varka simping for both Flins and Fem!Illuga!MC? Hell yes! Simp for the pretty people, Varka!
...Question? Do you think since she has muscular arms... her thighs are built the same? Hm? Thick thighs save lives, after all~ 😏
She could have Flins in a headlock, while Varka is having his head squeezed between two dangerously thick, strong thighs.
Don't worry, the men are where they want to be. Let them cook-
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Part two of ✨THIS✨
Got a silly idea, Like after Alice Kidnapped Athanasia!MC, these Leisurely Otters literally followed where Athanasia!MC is through the waters LOL, confusing all of Fontaine.
The Dodocos and Leisurely Otters are gonna be good companions! Especially when the blues change colors to match the Dodocos theme color~
Like, if the Dodoco is red in color, the blue in the Otters are gonna change into red.
Here's some Dodoco Furina!
And some cute Leisurely Otters!
Heheh, any more ideas?
It's the march of the Leisurely Otters! They will follow their kind and beloved Lady wherever she goes!
Cut to Fontaine being confused as fuck cause where did the whole Leisurely Otter population go?!?!
And yes! Leisurely Otters and Dodocos would be so cute together, and the whole color changing idea is so cool!
Oh, but imagine if Athanasia!MC could shapeshift into a Leisurely Otter? She would truly be the overlord of Leisurely Otters!!!
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Low-key thinking of an Athanasia!MC to Furina!MC, Mild Exile AU.
Alice here had sensed something different about Furina!MC, so she decided to get close to her, and to her surprise, she is a powerful mage!
But why is she restricted? Hmm, perhaps it had something to do with the supposed prophecy? She might have an idea, but she isn't sure.
Butttt she's gonna keep an eye at this cute lady~
By the time Focalors died? Furina!MC had some parts of her mana returned, and it's clear in her eyes that are starting to look gems...
And when she finally got exiled, her whole mana is back that her eyes are finally reflecting like jewels and galaxies, not only that, her hair that got cut short, it grew longer again, and she looks so much like her late mom and somehow like her emotionally constipated dad...
But of course Alice decided to be Alice cuz when Furi— no, Athanasia!MC literally was about to step out of Fontaine, this mischievous red witch literally yoinked her like a cat and brought her to the Hexenzirkel Hideout~ all the members were ready to meet their new member!
After all, Furina!MC accepted to join the Hexenzirkel 400 years ago but couldn't because of the Prophecy and Focalors. Oh, and Naberius is nagging Gold not to do anything to her granddaughter.
Gold: What do you mean granddaughter? I thought you're a virgin.
Naberius: ... Shut up.
Oh YEAHHH, Athanasia!MC back in Obelia is actually very skilled in magic! Blame Lucas and his shitty teaching skills that somehow makes sense and made her more powerful than he entended—
Lucas: HEY!
Athanasia!MC: Yeah, you're the worst teacher.
Hmmm, I think Athanasia!MC is visiting Nod Krai, catching the attention of a certain Gem loving Fae Daddy~
Lucas: Ew.
Athanasia!MC: Oh shush! He's hot.
... Anything you can add???
Not gonna lie, but when I read Alice literally yoinked her like a cat, I couldn't help but imagine Athanasia!MC only took one step out Neuvillette's office after being given the exile order, and a portal opens up behind her, and Alice just picks her up like a naughty kitten, and yanks her into the portal.
This of course left a boat load of chaos in the wake of the sudden kidnapping(?)!
And Gold! Don't tease Naberius too much! She just wants her granddaughter safe!
Sides that, well... do you think since Flins loves gems, he might lock the fuck in on Athanasia!MC for her pretty jewel eyes? It's only a added bonus that she also had a wonderful personality and was cute to boot as well.
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Now I'm imagining a Fem!Illuga!MC who isn't Flirty, but just, soft and oddly clingy, in a good way, to Flins.
Like, she just comes up to him an stared at him for a few seconds and rest her head into his arm
She's not exactly shy... Just, bold, but not loud
Like a mysterious white cat.
She'll even tug at his sleeve for a piggyback—
She already knew that Flins isn't a human, but doesn't give a damn about it, he's nice and warm, and this man is hers now
This time, Flins decided to ask Fem!Illuga!MC's name... And she gave it to him. She knew she's basically marrying herself to him, but doesn't mind~
Flins is definitely over the moon—
I'm actually imagining Fem!Illuga!MC being sleepy when she tells Flins her name, and he just carries her off to the lighthouse~
Then Fem!Illuga!MC asks when will the wedding celebration happen LOL—
Flins definitely stumbles at that, but then he bounces back. Ah, yes, wedding— do you want a grand one or simple? Fem!Illuga!MC prefers simple.
Do you think Faes can tell when their partner is ovulating? Even periods? Maybe he can smell the changes in her hormones and scent?
Flins is definitely giving her an easy time—
She probably cries when he tries to leave for the Wild Hunt while she's in her period... Decides to send a clone of himself to fight the Wild Hunt instead LOL
Yes, I headcanon that he can clone himself, a lot of him.
Anything you can add?
A soft, clingy, and cat coded Fem!Illuga!MC is the cutest Fem!Illuga!MC~ 🥰
Flins would be so WEAK against her, I SWEAR!
She wants to nap on his shoulder? Sure. She wants a piggyback ride? Hop on, my lady~
And that moment she gives him her name, it was over. Wedding! He needs to plan their wedding! He knows she just said she wants it to be simple, but Fae are definitely not known for being 'simple'.
Also, yeah, I can get behind the hc that they can sense, or smell, when their partner is having their time of the month. It makes things easy when he can sense so he can help her prepare for it early, so she had nothing to worry about.
And yes, the moment Flins sees the first hint of tears in Fem!Illuga!MC's eyes he's canceling all plans on leaving the lighthouse. He can easily send out the clone to do his job. His wifey needs him!
Oh, and another thing! honestly, all this talk about Fem!Illuga!MC being cat coded makes me imagine her somehow being turned into a little white cat. Probably Alice's fault, but Flins is losing his shit when his little lady comes padding up to him as the tiniest, cutest cat ever.
She sits by his feet, stares up at him, and meows this soft little mew, and Flins is melting on the spot-
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Fem!Illuga!MC being a flirty menace to Flins! 2
Fem!Illuga!MC who probably couldn't walk for days after Flins went hunting mode on her.
Fem!Illuga!MC who probably had topped Flins in bed A LOT
Fem!Illuga!MC and Flins are freaky AF that Nikita would probably have a heart attack if ever he finds out what the hell his daughter and literally old friend has been doing.
Fem!Illuga!MC and Flins who probably had to replace the bedframe and mattress many times due to how freaky they are.
Fem!Illuga!MC who pokes Flins' back, more specifically in the most sensitive area where the base of his wings are. Flins has delicious moans—
Those two probably have lots of kids in the future... Cute chunky baby fairies!
Fem!Illuga!MC who actually has very blessed assets underneath her baggy clothes... Flins is getting an eyefull of big melons—
Fem!Illuga!MC and Flins being a freak for each other and they know it, to the point the Lightkeepers actually felt the smexy tension between the two.
I'm feeling unhinged rn— but that's all I got... Anything you can add? HEHEHEHE
Fem!Illuga!MC and Flins about to repoulate the Snowland Fae at this rate. 🤣
Chunky, baby fairies! They'd be beautiful ans adorable! Like their parents. 🥰
As for other ideas, well... this might be a little angtsy, but we should remember something.
Fem!Illuga!MC is human. She will age like a human. She will die as a human. Unlike her Fae hubby and children... unless! Fae Magic! Binding of 2 souls!
Basically, Flins does some ancient Fae magic thing, and binds Fem!Illuga!MC's soul to his. Maybe he does this qhen they got married... or when he slept with her the first time-
Either way, Fem!Illuga!MC is basically immortal now, or at least will live as long as Flins lives...
Oh, and there's also side affects...
Cut to Fem!Illuga!MC waking up one morning and her back is hurting, and it itched as well, and Flins catches sightof her back and nearly falls out the bed-
Cause sprouted out her back was a pair of delicate, but beautiful amber colored Fae wings.
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Fem!Illuga!MC being a flirty menace to Flins!
Fem!Illuga!MC who ABSO-FREAKING-LUTELY LOVES testing Flins' patience.
Fem!Illuga!MC despite looking like a male, refuse to give this handsome Fae Daddy her name and make him work for it.
Fem!Illuga!MC who LOVES sitting on Flins' lap whenever they're alone and nobody dares to disturb them.
Fem!Illuga!MC who literally has to ran away and and hide behind her dad's back from females trying to court her.
Fem!Illuga!MC who is also willing to stop suspicious women from flirting with HER Flins.
Fem!Illuga!MC who is a feral woman when drunk AF and WILL silently cling to Flins' arms.
Hmm I dunno what to add... Help 🥹?
Fem!lluga!MC who knowingly teases Flins when he goes Lamp mode. Leaves a playful kiss and laughs when the flames start changing colors rapidly.
Fem!lluga!MC who loves to use Flins as a literal heating pad during her time of the month, and no, Flins gets no say in the matter... not like he tries to say no to begin with, lol-
Flins is definitely losing his patience with her not giving her name. Come on pretty, give him your name-
This Fae be yearning for the pretty human who sasses him so easily and without shame.
Fem!Illuga!MC might tease him too much one night while on patrol, and well... our Fae daddy might just enter hunting mode... 😏
Maybe it's even trigger when she just so randomly finally gives him her name before running off. Cue feral Fae Daddy activated.
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Norwegian Forest Cat!Varka is a thigh and ass lover— I just know it— (and yes I am starting the ask like this LOL)
Someone mentioned that Varka's thigh is as thick as Venti's waist— and I can see that.
Imagine if MC got dragged to Teyvat in the end when Rerir, Varka, Flins, and Illuga was teleported back to Teyvat—
She's like, "??? WHY ME!?"
Maybe she was probably being carried like a sack of potatoes in Varka's shoulders—
People are definitely wondering who is this pretty lady—
Since this all happened before the final fight with Rerir, imagine the boys trying to figure out how to explain that NO we are not tossing him through the moon gate—
This is Chubby-Curvy MC btw, so yeah, she's very, uh, blessed... And suffering from back pain—
Rerir simply asked Columbina if he can say goodbye to Tholindis... One last time
MC is holding his hand in comfort as it happens... Everyone is still wondering who the heck MC is—
But she ain't telling anyone that they're all a game—
And every time someone tries to ask, the boys get feral and huddle around her.
I think Only Traveler and Paimon have permission—
While the boys were stuck on earth for a good bit, its probably only been a day or so on Teyvat, One year on Earth is probably only one day on Teyvat
I'd like to think that they've develop a very strong bond, and it usually take a year or twoThey definitely form the tightest of bonds... though some of them did miss Teyvat...
Hmm... I think Columbina is curious about MC, like most women she met are often slender, and MC is the first Woman to be very voluptuous— it feels unreal but very pretty...
Think Columbina wants to hug her? She's curious cause Mc looks so huggable~
Cut to MC opening her arms—
Columbina now has a mom—
MC is like "Isn't Columbina older than I am... you know what? New daughter acquired!"
This was her moon baby now!
Lauma is like, "at last our moon goddess is happy. That's what matters"
Durin is also adopted by her
Somehow even Aino and Ineffa
The guys remember her once mentioning she would adopt certain characters in a heartbeat, and Durin is one of them.
MC probably tries to go on a diet... Illuga doesn't allow that—
Cue to him hugging MC's plushy waist—
And maybe trying to feed her. Like, no, you're fine as you are!
Don't forget about Flins! He needs to eat as well—
MC would help him feed his lantern too—
What else... Imagine if Varka introduced MC to his knight as "His Pretty Caretaker" Considering MC took care of him as a cat.
MC is hiding behind Varka LOL
That would only bring even MORE questions from the nod krai crew—
Cut to MC shyly peeking around Varka~
I think one of the boys ended up explaining that they ended up somewhere else entirely and got turned into cats, and she took care of them— Probably Illuga.
... And as a proof Flins somehow turned into his Ragamuffin Cat form just to cuddle with MC... And bury his face into her melons. Flins you perv—
MC already got used to his shenanigans
Lauma and other characters are definitely judging him, LMAO—
Illuga turned into his Ragdoll form and knead at MC's thighs—
...Imagine if the other Lightkeepers saw Illuga in this form. The female Lightkeeper would probably want to pet him—
His dad, or the leader, Nikita, would probably shake his head and laugh at his son—
Varka: "AHHAHAH— We're turning to our cat forms now?"
Proceeds to turn into his Norwegian Forest Cat form and cuddled next to Flins...
Ain't Venti is allergic to cats...? Varka about to make his archon miserable, Oop—
Though imagine if MC somehow brought some antihistamine—
Maybe Venti can at least stop sneezing for a few hours so he can pet Varka— and if his allergies can be handled, he would definitely carry Varka around in his cat form!
MC is now Venti's favorite—
Rerir seeing all the cuddle pile just sighs and turned into his largest Maine Coon form—
And just laid his head on MC's shoulder
Meanwhile everyone is going wide eye at this big ass, fluffy cat—
...Think Rerir even goes cat mode and wanders over to Dain... Like he's too nervous to go to him as a human—
And Aino! I see Aino wanting to pet them. They would be bigger than she is—
But of course, Illuga remains the most cutest kitty in Teyvat~
I dunno what else to add... Help?
Oh, where to start with this... how about when they're all dragged back to Teyvat? I mean, you can only imagine it happening at a completely random moment.
Poor MC was just relaxing at home with the boys when the portal opened up underneath them, and she screams, everyone is panicking as they fell.
Varka thankfully shifts back to human form and holds her, while Rerir and Flins are grabbing at Illuga-
And then they're all tossed out before the rest of the Nod Krai group, with Alice having been the one to drag them back... after apparently been missing for ONE whole day.
Varka, Flins, Illuga, and Rerir have been living with MC for a whole YEAR-
Cue the boys, and MC panicking, cause oh god, the rest of the Nod Krai crew + Dain was pulling their weapons out on Rerir! No, no! He's friendly now!
Things only smoothed out slightly when Rerir, politely at that, asked to speak to Columbina. He... he needed her help-
Cue them somehow, maybe with the witches help, pull Tholindis' fractured spirit put the Moon Gate... and what follows was a very emotional, but much needed conversation between Rerir and his former fiancé...
Oh, and this is the moment the rest of the Nod Krai crew sees one of the boys shape shift into their cat form for the first time!
Mostly because while talking to Tholindis, Rerir revealed what happened to him recently. And well, Tholindis, despite being dead and all that, demanded to see his kitty form!
Cue her and MC cooing over this giant ass, fluffy cat while everyone else is staring in shock. The shock only grows when the other boys shift as well, joining Rerir on the floor.
Aino definitely takes the moment to bolt over, cause fluffy kitties!!! And Cat Rerir is so big, she could probably hitch a ride on him like a horse.
Adding to this is the lightkeepers reaction to Cat Illuga. Nikita would definitely laugh at him as his son is surrounded by female lightkeepers who are losing their minds over his cuteness.
Oh, and Aedon? Yeah, Illuga's little Nightingale partner isn't the lease bit afraid of him even though he can turn into a cat now. Little guy just perches his little feathery butt on Cat Illuga's back and rides him around.
Now Cat Rerir and Dain interactions... oh boy-
Rerir had literally been walking on eggshells around his old friend... he was so awkard and guilty, man had no idea how to face him!
MC understood his fears, but running away isn't going to help him! So, while he was in cat mode on her lap, she scoops him up, and carries his giant furry butt all the way over to Dainsleif-
Besides that, I completely forgot to talk about Columbina! Yes! She gets adopted by MC! Oh, but here's an idea! Somehow, maybe while talking to Alice... Columbina also turns into a kitty? She wanted to see what it was like. So, she's moon kitty now and so soft and fluffy~
And since she was a kitty now, a super small and fluffy one, it would be harder for Dottore to snatch her up!
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