Mr. Rabbit

The smallest cloud ever recorded was only about 4 inches long. Spotted hanging so low in the sky it could be collected in a jar, the cloud didn’t dissipate for almost 3 years due to its density and a steady diet of cloudmeal.

that’s a ball of lint

That’s what clouds are. God’s lint.

THIS Y’ALL

The world of modern aesthetics owes so much to Jean Pettine yall dont even know

damn she knows how to choose her colors

got my tits cut off 60% for gender affirmation 40% so that when i go back to work all my coworkers will notice that ive Clearly had my tits cut off but wont be able to ask about it bc what are they gonna say? Wheres Your Tits?

microdosing on listening to music by having the same line from a song playing in my head for days straight

need a girlfriend so i can deactivate for good

Bad news everyone

He welcomed me to chilis when no one else did

You only like the pen clicking noise when you are the one making it.