Eyyyyyyy

I finally got to watch Iron Lung… go my Simons ohhhhh my god

And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and

That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.

it's this. 67 is E.

Side note: this line is in chapter 10 of @evienyx ‘s fic, Discordant. I liked it a lot!

transgender flag colorpicked from my cat who attacks me

butcher . (Simon, Iron Lung)

artistic rendition of how my cat fell asleep this morning

Grace: "It feels weird to call your planet by a name humans gave it. I know I can't pronounce the real name but can you tell me what it means?" Rocky: "Rocky will tell Grace, but first Grace must tell Rocky meaning of 'Earth'." Grace: "Well, uh, it sort of means 'ground'." Rocky: "Boring!" Grace: "Okay smart guy, what's your planet's name mean then?" Rocky: "..." Grace: "..." Rocky: "..." Rocky: "Ground."

Quick fanart for @lairongy AU which lives rent free in my head

THIS IS SO GORGEOUS OMG THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!

I <3 pathetic men

I loved this post just because all the comments flipped between sincere appreciation and mockery of the birds

Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again

me looking at the sign then seeing the chickens

affirmations for when you have to send emails

whenever you take too much time to write something know it is because stephen king has been stealing your cocaine