Hate it when I see a post in like, German with thousands of notes. Whatās so funny over there in Germany. All these Germans having a good laugh without me
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Hate it when I see a post in like, German with thousands of notes. Whatās so funny over there in Germany. All these Germans having a good laugh without me
Der Gerät wird nie müde

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Of all the Sans of all the AU's i think the most underrated and my favourite is Dream Sans by the simple fact the dude is just savage as hell and we don't aknowlegde this enough.
Like, the dude lost his brother, his home and years of his life because Nightmare have turned him into stone and even with all of this, he still trying to protect everyone around him and is possibly the one who cares the most about the other AU's. You can argue that Ink also cares but not really, he is capable of destroying all the AU's just to get what he wants (as you can see in Underverse) and he can just make them all afterwards so he's just don't care. But Dream is gonna do everything he can to protect everyone and everything just because is the right thing to do.
The man is even whiling to fight his own brother to protect anyone and he is freaking AGRESSIVE with Nightmare! Usually on those sibling rivalry stories, the good one tries to convince the bad one to come back to the light side, but Dream Sans woke up and chose violence, cause he is having none of that dialogue shit! He doesn't care if Nightmare is family or not, he's rather end him than keep it up with anymore of his bullshit! He straight up blew up holes on his brother, more than once without any sort of regret
I mean, look at his face on the start of the fight
If that isn't the face of someone who's gonna kick someone straight to hell, i don't know what it is, you can see the murderous and dissapointed look of someone who didn't want to do this, but will do it gladly, and you can tell how powerfull Dream Sans can potentially be just looking at Nightmare face
He knows he's done for it, he knows Dream is more powerfull now because of the positive emotions around him, he knows he screwed up and he knows Dream is not going to hesitate
This is not the face of mercy, this is the face of someone who can and will destroy him and leave him helpless. Nightmare likes to play with his victims, but Dream is not here to play, he's here for a job and he's gonna finish it one way or another, he didn't start this war but now is on.
That's why he's my favourite, Dream is much more than just a nice sparkly Sans, he's basically a god and an entity who is dangerous to mess up with, if Nightmare with maximun negative emotions can overtake an entire dimension, imagine what Dream can do with maximun positive emotions? He can potentially be freaking terrifying! Maybe powerfull enough to take on very big enemies like Error or the Bad Guys Sans, and the fandom just ignores it because... Nightmare is dark and grimmy and scary! But no!
Nightmare's just a punk with no motivation other than power, while Dream is out here with a tragic backstory and actual depth that could be great for a stand alone comic all about him
But no, we gotta give it for the edgy octopus š
i donāt think anyone outside of Germany understands how scarring it is to hear the wordsĀ āFresh Dumbledoreā. you do not know that thereās a whole generation of Germans out there who get thrown back in time upon hearing those words⦠war flashbacks ofĀ āwer zum Teufel ist Amandaā,Ā āVoldemort hat einen Stein nach mir geworfenā,Ā āSCHINKEN!ā andĀ āIch bin alt, ich bin bald tot, aus grün mach rot. Klatsch!ā⦠those and so many other quotes still haunt me.
you do not know that thereās a whole parallel universe in Germany where Hermione is a lesbian, Dumbledore is a gangster rapper, Gilderoy Lockhard is a porn star and everything is 100% obscene. that everyone quoted these dubs for months. that there were actual albums of Fresh Dumbledore out there that you could listen to. That there was also an album of Snapeās black metal band. Even Warner Brothers got wind of it and threatened to sue.
one woman in Germany redefined Harry Potter for countless people for years, and none of you even know.
the memory of it is burnt into my brain and I cannot escape.Ā
"you have two daughters not my son too suguru"
"i said i just want to talk to him"
I love learning about other culture's Houseguest Protocols but I hate hate hate when they don't match up cause like
I (PNW Canadian, raised with etiquette from my old British great-grandparents) sleeping over: Can I help with dinner. Can I do the dishes. PLEASE let me do something useful. Im sorry I'm here. I can sleep on the floor it's fine. You don't need to cook for me I can go outside and drink pond water. Do you hate me
My friend (Indian, raised by entire extended family in Dubai) hosting me: Why won't you let me feed you. Do you need more coffee. Am I doing something wrong. Do you have enough blankets? I will buy you warmer clothes. Here, you can sleep in my room, I'll take the couch. Why are you crying? Oh God am I a bad host

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Sans and Asgore seriously have the funniest relationship ever. Asgore is the one who made Sans want to start a sock collection, Asgore laughed for so long at one of Sansās jokes in his stand-up comedy show in Hotland that they had to close the curtains, Sansās best friend is Asgoreās ex-wife who hates him, Sans judges the player before they get to Asgoreās throne room and no one knows if Asgore knows about these soul judgements at all but it would be funnier if he didnāt, both of them are aware of resets, in another reality Asgore has the most awkward conversation youāve ever seen in your life with Sans in a grocery store, Asgore is the one character that can give Sans second hand embarrassement. no other relationship is like this, this is the funniest character combination of the entire franchise
I think Sansās depression has way more to do with not being able to go back to his old home with his old friends than just resets. Resets definitely play a big part but he doesnāt even remember them he is just aware that they happen and it must make everything feel pointless, but a huge part of the problem is definitely how much he misses his old friendsā¦
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Sober Error & DRUNK INK with their swing that shock the multiverses at the Loveball night.
THIS is the moment that Error turn yellow for first time.
This is what happens when I found out that Fresh drag Edge into a swing dance from Loveball rp info. So I go āWHAT IF?ā, and now I got two obsession in one: Errorink and Swing!!
This comic is at the DENIAL_ARC, after the EXPERIMENTļæ¼_1.5 was done (404 can hug Blue) Error notice that he getting more attach to Ink more than he like and he try to deny it, so these doodle is canon to the glitch timeline of 404&inkRE.
I just donāt put the plot in yet due to I donāt release contexts yet.
Also RAINBOW FRECKLES FOR INK!!!!!
The baby is sad š¢
Idk why but he is. Maybe he's exhausted because the villagers overworked him or smt

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Neil:Ā āCOME MY CHILDREN, TO FREEDOM WE GO!!!ā
So basically me,Ā @philocake , andĀ @stainedglassthreads Ā came up with a few alternate timeline Dreamtale scenarios that included Dream giving Nightmare his cape, later finding out about the villagers bullying Nightmare, and he, Nightmare, and Neil run away with the Tree of Feelings using Dreamās crazy kid strength to uproot it, and here we are.
Dream, Nightmare, and Neil belong to @jokublog (sorry not sorry)
Epic: Good question bruh
Cross, beaming: Thank you, dude
Cross, to Dream: Why don't you ever point out, when I have a good question?
Dream: Because I don't love you the same weird way he does.
Theyāre Crossās official protection gang to me.
My new favorite trio
I love it when parents bundle up their kids so much they canāt moveā¦.This would have been done sooner but
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Nightmare: My brother tries to avoid this guy who has a crush on him.
Nightmare: This is the exchange they just had.
Cross: Have you eaten dinner yet?
Dream: ...
Dream: I don't eat.
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I'm experimenting with Dream's outfit don't mind me.. and Nightmare's too XD
Anyway this is canon, can't change my mind <3
the idea that Deltarune sans is Just A Guy is so fucking funny to me
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