Hetalia sideblog that I should've made before 2015 (fan since 2009!)
Ironically not too long after I got into something else, until 2022.
20+ ESL They/Them. FUB Free
i'm tend(d)ero, didi, goldammer(chen), [insert here other nicks]. i used to have a quote here—kept on my about—but it felt pretentious in a heta sideblog. let's just say this is a DL;DR (don't like; don't read), SALS (ship and let ship) and YKINMK (your kink is not my kink) fan blog: profiction i guess, but...
[about] [ships] [fics] [tags]
aph-tired until may 2022 > tried if i already had mister-ddr, inspired in aph-/hws- urls. only "lurked" for most of the year, until i decided to make some own posts (and write fanfics). feb 2023, changed it for a last time to goldammerchen (little yellowhammer).
favorite or most used time period: post-war/cold war and the after, stopping 10-20 years ago for my sanity. but! my main focus is on characters rather than in mega exact historical accuracy: loosely historical, low fantasy, and meta.
rbed stuff has almost no tags! (sorry), i tag ships more than individuals.
How I interpret heta charas existence (+ the "houses")
(Remade) Prussia’s bird possible Species (my hc, obv see the url)
Gil was never a chaste character (+ related)
He was the DDR post (tl;dr + tag)
Navigation for posts like the ones above + custom Gil tag
please Send an Ask if you send a Message! (here or on the writing side-sideblog, teaedon!) MSG Notifications to this Sideblog rarely* work, probably because i don't use the mobile App.
(may 2026: tumblr keeps logging me off over and over since last month so i will be on hiatus every now and then. also i need to finish wips anyway)
*they only work in the old tumblr menu? when i'm reporting bots, or iirc also the last time i opened the "create a blog" thingy. btw, besides only using the site on desktop, i rarely use the Dashboard. ofc notifs also work when the bubbles are open (that's why i need a heads up!), but if i have no reasons to keep them open i will close them...
the app i actually have on mobile is discord.
Why are your Hetalia AO3 fics currently on anon?
I want to troll surprise my subscribers, while also the progress on my main projects has been slow.
[DW account]
copypasting the fics list post here (same link as above but reblogable):
Fics list [#fanfic tag 🪶] (Fics only sideblog)
Hate me a little and come back to me [AO3], Explicit! PruHun. In progress
[More works in that series]
Au pas, au pas, au pas [AO3], GerFra(Ger). Completed
+ Extra: Cuando tienes dos cabrones de amigos (BTT)
Fotosynthese, CRACK ficlet :), starring Alfred and...
Inevitable [AO3], One-sided GerPru (Blood, Drama, Near Death...)
(I saw this in a dream) [AO3], PruAus, Zombie au.
“a cold war bizarre cooperation” One sided Bela.rus x Russ.ia; Rusprus (yukiusagi). Hints to AmeBela, Rusame (AmeRus), AmeGer. Some ableist language. [AO3].
My #hetahorrorweek 7/7 fics [AO3 links]… A lot of CWs.
A good day in between many bad days [AO3], HRE & Pru Angst and Humor
[Afterlife Idea/WIP, Tumblr only]
going under [AO3], dreamy German bros angst, pay atention to tags.
Thanatos, my Mythalia March fic. FrAus, SpAus, PruAus and more. Explicit! And on going (6/7)
Ghosts [AO3], sad FraPru(Fra)
Playmate (2/2) [AO3], PolPru Week Day 1, Commonwealth…
The Next Me [AO3], German bros having an argument.
Stolen from a movie [AO3], It happened out of nowhere; not everybody came back.
Before The End [AO3], pre-Valentine's Frying Pangle.
Things are changing (and I didn't know) [AO3], Gil living.
The Return (old intro) / [AO3, new intro]
Phonecall [AO3], PruAus.
Charging Dragon [AO3], solo Gil, but German bros background.
Worrisome peace [AO3], Fluff and Angst Pangle + Lud.
In a blink of an eye, together [AO3], another PruHun in progress (help)
The Only Way Out is Up [AO3], Gil whump (Castle WIP).
Frying Pangle in Pyjamas [AO3], Hotel, established.
[I hit the links limit ;o;! Please go to the Fics link at the start]
Finding you [AO3], (Forest WIP)
(No) Trouble in Paradise [AO3], Established Modern PruHun (h/c)
through your body [AO3 link]
The fight never ends Dragged back to the cycle [AO3]
#aphnichepairweek2026 [AO3 links]
Police Station [AO3]
(+WIP I don’t know when I’ll bother to write properly)
WIPs List (September 2024)
also: #outlines/drafts 🪶; #fic wips, #fic notes and #fic ideas
Also (talking about wips): One-shot 1 (👻); One-shot 2 (AU); Lud&Gil centric series (+extra / canon-divergence); Historical GDR Prussia centric (90s +post-war flashbacks), and… Everything on anon until I’m done with a fucking Crossover 🤪, that will be polished compared to NGE and CSM ones.
Do I know what I am doing? No.
Will that stop me? No, it hasn’t before. Besides we are talking about He(ll)talia fanfictions (<3), already unhinged (<333), stranger that most other media (+ inherently dealing with some touchy subjects), that’s why the separation. I’m writing what I should have done many years ago so now you will have to deal with me (or not).
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i don't think liking horror movies makes gil good at playing horror videogames—kind of the contrary, but it that makes watching him play funny. gil and feliks playing together that same type of games is hysterical.
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hetalia hell and heaven are a funny concept, and best of all, canon lmao. everything heavely depends of people's believes so maybe (catholic) hell changed post dante's inferno—in heta if it is believed, it exists, like csm fears creating devils
what i'm thinking is that in heta-universe after-life you get what you believe, and if you believed in something for a long time, also that, so nation-people are fucked in any case. in addition there's parts where everything from different believes interacts or overlaps,,,,, like saint onii-san ig? asfsdf
Things such are Hell and Heaven are canon in Hetalia, where pretty much anything that humans believe strongly enough exist.
Think in Gilbert telling to some of the others Europeans nations, half-joking, half-serious:
"I'll save you a spot for you in Hell :))))))))"
Much later (20XX or 2XXX), after Gilbert's death, the Devil using Gilbert's likeness to say hi to the same Europeans in nightmares—meanwhile Gil is actually recreating DOOM, and mostly losing, but don't worry he will get the hang of it eventually.
i like gil being stuck in some type of limbo (i read that protestants don't believe in that but shhhh), so he greets anyone that dies for a moment (maybe just the europeans, i don't want the rest of the world jumpscared by him unless are people that are quite font of him)
here's a secret: whatever you're doing, you have to root for your peers with all your heart because it forces you to root for yourself too. I've seen people in various spheres of my life (workplaces, education, art, activism) fall into the trap of envy and resentment when they see others succeed while they struggle, and it always always goes hand in hand with them pulling back and giving up and stagnating.
when you let yourself get sour grapes about shit, you tacitly give up on yourself. when you sit around hoping other people will flop and fail so you can catch up to them, you stop trying. it's a fantasy of mediocrity, the vain wish that other people would walk so you could take the gold medal at a jog. wouldn't you rather come last place at 27mph?
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"incurious" still GOAT insult. You could be better but you're not. You could learn but you won't, and for no good reason, just a base dispositional apathy. Get fucked
wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon
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for dumb wip i'm trying to finish since 2023, maybe 2022
gil pressing [redacted] until he admits killing a civilian (read and/or heard the reports)
gil: i should hang you and leave you like that so you die and revive over and over until the so.viets find you, but i won't… you will have to remember for the rest of you life that mister pr.ussia gave you mercy.
eternal question if hima used those black uniforms bc: 1. funny bc musical; 2. hot; 3. buying that bullshit about them being elite (bc bullshit reasons)