Hetalia sideblog that I should've made before 2015 (fan since 2009!)
Ironically not too long after I got into something else, until 2022.
20+ ESL They/Them. FUB Free
i'm tend(d)ero, didi, goldammer(chen), [insert here other nicks]. i used to have a quote here—kept on my about—but it felt pretentious in a heta sideblog. let's just say this is a DL;DR (don't like; don't read), SALS (ship and let ship) and YKINMK (your kink is not my kink) fan blog: profiction i guess, but...
[about] [ships] [fics] [tags]
aph-tired until may 2022 > tried if i already had mister-ddr, inspired in aph-/hws- urls. only "lurked" for most of the year, until i decided to make some own posts (and write fanfics). feb 2023, changed it for a last time to goldammerchen (little yellowhammer).
favorite or most used time period: post-war/cold war and the after, stopping 10-20 years ago for my sanity. but! my main focus is on characters rather than in mega exact historical accuracy: loosely historical, low fantasy, and meta.
rbed stuff has almost no tags! (sorry), i tag ships more than individuals.
How I interpret heta charas existence (+ the "houses")
(Remade) Prussia’s bird possible Species (my hc, obv see the url)
Gil was never a chaste character (+ related)
He was the DDR post (tl;dr + tag)
Navigation for posts like the ones above + custom Gil tag
please Send an Ask if you send a Message! (here or on the writing side-sideblog, teaedon!) MSG Notifications to this Sideblog rarely* work, probably because i don't use the mobile App.
(may 2026: tumblr keeps logging me off over and over since last month so i will be on hiatus every now and then. also i need to finish wips anyway)
*they only work in the old tumblr menu? when i'm reporting bots, or iirc also the last time i opened the "create a blog" thingy. btw, besides only using the site on desktop, i rarely use the Dashboard. ofc notifs also work when the bubbles are open (that's why i need a heads up!), but if i have no reasons to keep them open i will close them...
the app i actually have on mobile is discord.
Why are your Hetalia AO3 fics currently on anon?
I want to troll surprise my subscribers, while also the progress on my main projects has been slow.
[DW account]
copypasting the fics list post here (same link as above but reblogable):
Fics list [#fanfic tag 🪶] (Fics only sideblog)
Hate me a little and come back to me [AO3], Explicit! PruHun. In progress
[More works in that series]
Au pas, au pas, au pas [AO3], GerFra(Ger). Completed
+ Extra: Cuando tienes dos cabrones de amigos (BTT)
Fotosynthese, CRACK ficlet :), starring Alfred and...
Inevitable [AO3], One-sided GerPru (Blood, Drama, Near Death...)
(I saw this in a dream) [AO3], PruAus, Zombie au.
“a cold war bizarre cooperation” One sided Bela.rus x Russ.ia; Rusprus (yukiusagi). Hints to AmeBela, Rusame (AmeRus), AmeGer. Some ableist language. [AO3].
My #hetahorrorweek 7/7 fics [AO3 links]… A lot of CWs.
A good day in between many bad days [AO3], HRE & Pru Angst and Humor
[Afterlife Idea/WIP, Tumblr only]
going under [AO3], dreamy German bros angst, pay atention to tags.
Thanatos, my Mythalia March fic. FrAus, SpAus, PruAus and more. Explicit! And on going (6/7)
Ghosts [AO3], sad FraPru(Fra)
Playmate (2/2) [AO3], PolPru Week Day 1, Commonwealth…
The Next Me [AO3], German bros having an argument.
Stolen from a movie [AO3], It happened out of nowhere; not everybody came back.
Before The End [AO3], pre-Valentine's Frying Pangle.
Things are changing (and I didn't know) [AO3], Gil living.
The Return (old intro) / [AO3, new intro]
Phonecall [AO3], PruAus.
Charging Dragon [AO3], solo Gil, but German bros background.
Worrisome peace [AO3], Fluff and Angst Pangle + Lud.
In a blink of an eye, together [AO3], another PruHun in progress (help)
The Only Way Out is Up [AO3], Gil whump (Castle WIP).
Frying Pangle in Pyjamas [AO3], Hotel, established.
[I hit the links limit ;o;! Please go to the Fics link at the start]
Finding you [AO3], (Forest WIP)
(No) Trouble in Paradise [AO3], Established Modern PruHun (h/c)
through your body [AO3 link]
The fight never ends Dragged back to the cycle [AO3]
#aphnichepairweek2026
(+WIP I don’t know when I’ll bother to write properly)
WIPs List (September 2024)
also: #outlines/drafts 🪶; #fic wips, #fic notes and #fic ideas
Also (talking about wips): One-shot 1 (👻); One-shot 2 (AU); Lud&Gil centric series (+extra / canon-divergence); Historical GDR Prussia centric (90s +post-war flashbacks), and… Everything on anon until I’m done with a fucking Crossover 🤪, that will be polished compared to NGE and CSM ones.
Do I know what I am doing? No.
Will that stop me? No, it hasn’t before. Besides we are talking about He(ll)talia fanfictions (<3), already unhinged (<333), stranger that most other media (+ inherently dealing with some touchy subjects), that’s why the separation. I’m writing what I should have done many years ago so now you will have to deal with me (or not).
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OH also still not feeling done with a concept despite recently posting a fic about it. Needs to be fists only next time, and angrier instead of shocked...
What's the general outfits like for Prussia and Germany in your opinion. Tell me ur thoughts on their respective styles
i hauve to do this with shitty phone collages cuz i cant access my computer atm but unsurprisingly i do have some thoughts on this
prussia seems to really like his collared / button-up shirts, usually white. theres more examples but i felt 8 was sufficient. thats actually probably what he wears the most, more than even his uniform i feel. just a casual white button up, occasionally with an outer layer or a tie. theres like One comic where it seems to have a pattern (the one where he and romano make their own movie) but its usually a solid color
also whenever he wears an outer layer he tends to wear things with hoods. again i have more examples but i thought this was sufficient.
germany also wears a lot of collared shirts and button-ups, but he has a bit more variety. for example we actually see him in t-shirts and tank-tops pretty often. like on prussia's april fools blog, every pic of ludwig he's wearing a t-shirt.
prussia has worn t-shirts a couple times too, but not quite as much. thinking mainly of one of the christmas events/that album cover/cleaning mr prussia japan ending. i was gonna put images here but i've hit image limit ejdjeidnw
anyways back to lud the thing abt lud is my guy has fucking drip. he loves his layers and he's right to do so because he looks good
he is serving. demonstrably. this is a whole look that you can tell he put together and he feels good in it
so for lud i actually think his fashion has a fair bit of range. i think he plans out his outfits and dresses to look good instead of just throwing on a suit and calling it a day. fashionable coats are his best friend. he has shoes for every event in a manner he would insist is entirely utilitarian but also kind of in a gay people way.
i think whenever he's not dolled up for work he's probably dressed down in a collared shirt like gil or, if he's at home just chillin, i think he's probably in athletic wear. athleisure joggers and a breathable t-shirt.
i think he tries to avoid blacks and grays. his neutral color of choice is probably tan/brown/beige. when not neutral goes for simple colors like dark blue or green or red.
for gil, he's not All Button-Ups All The Time (that one 'punk'(?) image of him, a polo shirt explicitly labeled 'that things dad wear' lmfao, some hoodies) but i think he's usually just rocking this look at least half the time:
he might add a tie or an outer layer but if he's ever really Really casual it's probably gonna be with a hoodie. also i think he's a boots guy but this is me playing with dollies. ludwig with his 20 shoes for every occasion vs gil with his 3 rly good pairs of leather boots that he keeps nice and shiny.
not very exciting color-palette wise. likes his shirts white which others have insisted look Terrible on him because he's really pale so they wash him out. if not wearing white, falls back on his uniform colors (black + prussian blue + maybe some reds).
tl dr; ludwig is sexy with it and gil is surprisingly kind of simple
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Gil's weird new sensitivity being uncomfortable for others. Good that he isn't as aggressive as before but it is awkward and strange to deal with him when he gets depressive (worse if he doesn't change to a better mood right away or soon and stays like that).
no way i finish this one b4 midnight, i just got to the laptop and is 10pm (later than usual because fixing the light that died yesterday). well before next midnight still would be on time, and a little later should be fine too. i could also move to the next ones that worries me more.
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Nonlinear – Liechtenstein’s Doting Older Brother Journal (3 Diary of Awesome Me)
Nonlinear – Polish-Swedish Wars
Nonlinear – What Happened After Tannenburg
https://hetalia.kitawiki.net/index.php/Hetalia:_Axis_Powers_Volume_3
Volume 3 Track 14: The Awesome Me Memorial
Volume 3 Track 15: The Awesome Me Diaries Part 1
Volume 3 Track 16: The Awesome Me Diaries Part 2
Volume 3 Track 17: The Yoke of Tartar
Volume 3 Track 18: Eastern Europe While Totally Being Pushed Around by Poland
Volume 3 Track 19: The First Time the Poland Rule Was Used
Volume 3 Track 20: 15th Century Chibitalia + Punchline
Volume 3 Track 21: The Legend of the Iron Wolf
Volume 3 Track 22: The Ruler of Scandinavia and The King of Eastern Europe
Volume 3 Track 23: Tannenberg - The Aftermath
Volume 3 Track 24: The Awesome Frantic Me
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i have today's fic ready (well i should put it on ao3) but tomorrow isn't. should've been written already but i didn't get on the laptop until recently...
btw besides thanking a fic title i changed the slurs tag to homophobic language (there is 1 f-slur, and some political insults that aren't a big deal, right? right?)
