Hetalia sideblog that I should've made before 2015 (fan since 2009!)
Ironically not too long after I got into something else, until 2022.
20+ ESL They/Them. FUB Free
i'm tend(d)ero, didi, goldammer(chen), [insert here other nicks]. i used to have a quote here—kept on my about—but it felt pretentious in a heta sideblog. let's just say this is a DL;DR (don't like; don't read), SALS (ship and let ship) and YKINMK (your kink is not my kink) fan blog: profiction i guess, but...
[about] [ships] [fics] [tags]
aph-tired until may 2022 > tried if i already had mister-ddr, inspired in aph-/hws- urls. only "lurked" for most of the year, until i decided to make some own posts (and write fanfics). feb 2023, changed it for a last time to goldammerchen (little yellowhammer).
favorite or most used time period: post-war/cold war and the after, stopping 10-20 years ago for my sanity. but! my main focus is on characters rather than in mega exact historical accuracy: loosely historical, low fantasy, and meta.
rbed stuff has almost no tags! (sorry), i tag ships more than individuals.
How I interpret heta charas existence (+ the "houses")
(Remade) Prussia’s bird possible Species (my hc, obv see the url)
Gil was never a chaste character (+ related)
He was the DDR post (tl;dr + tag)
Navigation for posts like the ones above + custom Gil tag
please Send an Ask if you send a Message! (here or on the writing side-sideblog, teaedon!) MSG Notifications to this Sideblog rarely* work, probably because i don't use the mobile App.
(may 2026: tumblr keeps logging me off over and over since last month so i will be on hiatus every now and then. also i need to finish wips anyway)
*they only work in the old tumblr menu? when i'm reporting bots, or iirc also the last time i opened the "create a blog" thingy. btw, besides only using the site on desktop, i rarely use the Dashboard. ofc notifs also work when the bubbles are open (that's why i need a heads up!), but if i have no reasons to keep them open i will close them...
the app i actually have on mobile is discord.
Why are your Hetalia AO3 fics currently on anon?
I want to troll surprise my subscribers, while also the progress on my main projects has been slow.
[DW account]
copypasting the fics list post here (same link as above but reblogable):
Fics list [#fanfic tag 🪶] (Fics only sideblog)
Hate me a little and come back to me [AO3], Explicit! PruHun. In progress
[More works in that series]
Au pas, au pas, au pas [AO3], GerFra(Ger). Completed
+ Extra: Cuando tienes dos cabrones de amigos (BTT)
Fotosynthese, CRACK ficlet :), starring Alfred and...
Inevitable [AO3], One-sided GerPru (Blood, Drama, Near Death...)
(I saw this in a dream) [AO3], PruAus, Zombie au.
“a cold war bizarre cooperation” One sided Bela.rus x Russ.ia; Rusprus (yukiusagi). Hints to AmeBela, Rusame (AmeRus), AmeGer. Some ableist language. [AO3].
My #hetahorrorweek 7/7 fics [AO3 links]… A lot of CWs.
A good day in between many bad days [AO3], HRE & Pru Angst and Humor
[Afterlife Idea/WIP, Tumblr only]
going under [AO3], dreamy German bros angst, pay atention to tags.
Thanatos, my Mythalia March fic. FrAus, SpAus, PruAus and more. Explicit! And on going (6/7)
Ghosts [AO3], sad FraPru(Fra)
Playmate (2/2) [AO3], PolPru Week Day 1, Commonwealth…
The Next Me [AO3], German bros having an argument.
Stolen from a movie [AO3], It happened out of nowhere; not everybody came back.
Before The End [AO3], pre-Valentine's Frying Pangle.
Things are changing (and I didn't know) [AO3], Gil living.
The Return (old intro) / [AO3, new intro]
Phonecall [AO3], PruAus.
Charging Dragon [AO3], solo Gil, but German bros background.
Worrisome peace [AO3], Fluff and Angst Pangle + Lud.
In a blink of an eye, together [AO3], another PruHun in progress (help)
The Only Way Out is Up [AO3], Gil whump (Castle WIP).
Frying Pangle in Pyjamas [AO3], Hotel, established.
[I hit the links limit ;o;! Please go to the Fics link at the start]
Finding you [AO3], (Forest WIP)
(No) Trouble in Paradise [AO3], Established Modern PruHun (h/c)
through your body [AO3 link]
The fight never ends Dragged back to the cycle [AO3]
#aphnichepairweek2026
(+WIP I don’t know when I’ll bother to write properly)
WIPs List (September 2024)
also: #outlines/drafts 🪶; #fic wips, #fic notes and #fic ideas
Also (talking about wips): One-shot 1 (👻); One-shot 2 (AU); Lud&Gil centric series (+extra / canon-divergence); Historical GDR Prussia centric (90s +post-war flashbacks), and… Everything on anon until I’m done with a fucking Crossover 🤪, that will be polished compared to NGE and CSM ones.
Do I know what I am doing? No.
Will that stop me? No, it hasn’t before. Besides we are talking about He(ll)talia fanfictions (<3), already unhinged (<333), stranger that most other media (+ inherently dealing with some touchy subjects), that’s why the separation. I’m writing what I should have done many years ago so now you will have to deal with me (or not).
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didn't write shit, just opened a bunch of castles wiki pages (should've committed with the second option after the first one wouldn't work, instead of keep looking)
tomorrow, hopefully 2 fics instead of 1, tho chances are i divide the late day 4 fic in more than once chapter again (2-3).
back to trying OSTs, this time fucking f/nf after an animatic used siIIy biIIy (i keep getting animatic recs on my page. not complaining). maybe i will come back to those other soundtracks, or listening again these <3:
[edit: nvm staying with f/nf for now, i was waiting for m.i.I.f to show up lol]
channel found thanks to a video essay about 1984 using this rendition of 2+2=5
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Poland/Prussia (Hetalia), Poland & Prussia (Hetalia)
Characters: Poland (Hetalia), Prussia (Hetalia)
Additional Tags: Mentioned Russia (Hetalia), Nightmares, Poland (Hetalia) has PTSD, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, 1950s, Blood and Gore
Summary:
Moscow, 195X, nightmares interrupt Feliks' sleep once again. He can get out of bed and kill two birds with one stone; he can regain a little of control…
APHNichePairWeek2026 Day 7: Death (+Home, subverted)
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back to normal for now, my country also wants to make an age verification law. seems the staff messed up something and put more local countries than brasil under this
Chapters: 1/2
Fandom: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Poland/Saxony (Hetalia), Poland/Prussia (Hetalia)
Characters: Prussia (Hetalia), Poland (Hetalia), Saxony (Hetalia)
Additional Tags: 2000s, Fluff, Humor, Talking Animals, Prussia Being a Jerk (Hetalia), Prussia (Hetalia) has PTSD, Panic Attacks
Summary:
While Gilbert's plan had worked (bringing Wolfram with him to avoid something to happen again), he didn't expect for Feliks to actually show up, or at least not this soon.
APHNichePairWeek2026 Day 6: Travel (@aphnichepairweek)
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i love sad psychological stuff! whether it has good or sad endings. this was enjoyable, but isn't my fave thing ever. i need to watch/read more sad psychological stuff, that's the other thing i feel (besides a bit called out lol)
physically stopping myself from being i love this collective canon interpretation that i also share sometimes but it seems (so i'm not even 100% sure) that isn't canon
my knight you have to live you have to get up you have to put your hand over your wound and hold it there. you have to keep walking and walking and walking because you cannot lay down yet, it’s not time. wipe the blood off your breastplate and look up into the sun. lean on your sword if you need to. lift one foot after another. get up. get up. this would be a pitiful grave.
personally i don't think edgie humor fits canon heta that's whimsy and dumb (so i will never like the english dub) (+ i know that the initial military war trivia + dumb shit is a weird af contrast), and for fanon it hopefully isn't... what can i say, far-ri/ght like humor. of course i know all of this is subjective, and that the jump to dark humor is easy; canon itself has some comedy bloody moments.
(i love that fan comic where a random person ask for directions to poIand and rode, ivan and gil shrug. that's the type of good stuff i'm talking, and isn't too far from canon. i still know humor can go edgier, i just hope it says something instead of being offensive for the sake of it, insert here the expression i forgot when things are graphic just because just shock value)
(we can have adult stuff here, being smut or heavy topics; heta being drawings doesn't mean is for kids when it has/d raunchy humor, but of course it attracted and still attracts kid. the entire fandm won't and doesn't have to become kid friendly just bc them)
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nobody has perfect taste there is no such thing as perfection and if you try hard anything and everything can be "problematic". relearn the ability to enjoy what you love or perish.
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