Hetalia sideblog that I should've made before 2015 (fan since 2009!)
Ironically not too long after I got into something else, until 2022.
20+ ESL They/Them. FUB Free
i'm tend(d)ero, didi, goldammer(chen), [insert here other nicks]. i used to have a quote here—kept on my about—but it felt pretentious in a heta sideblog. let's just say this is a DL;DR (don't like; don't read), SALS (ship and let ship) and YKINMK (your kink is not my kink) fan blog: profiction i guess, but...
[about] [ships] [fics] [tags]
aph-tired until may 2022 > tried if i already had mister-ddr, inspired in aph-/hws- urls. only "lurked" for most of the year, until i decided to make some own posts (and write fanfics). feb 2023, changed it for a last time to goldammerchen (little yellowhammer).
favorite or most used time period: post-war/cold war and the after, stopping 10-20 years ago for my sanity. but! my main focus is on characters rather than in mega exact historical accuracy: loosely historical, low fantasy, and meta.
rbed stuff has almost no tags! (sorry), i tag ships more than individuals.
How I interpret heta charas existence (+ the "houses")
(Remade) Prussia’s bird possible Species (my hc, obv see the url)
Gil was never a chaste character (+ related)
He was the DDR post (tl;dr + tag)
Navigation for posts like the ones above + custom Gil tag
please Send an Ask if you send a Message! (here or on the writing side-sideblog, teaedon!) MSG Notifications to this Sideblog rarely* work, probably because i don't use the mobile App.
(may 2026: tumblr keeps logging me off over and over since last month so i will be on hiatus every now and then. also i need to finish wips anyway)
*they only work in the old tumblr menu? when i'm reporting bots, or iirc also the last time i opened the "create a blog" thingy. btw, besides only using the site on desktop, i rarely use the Dashboard. ofc notifs also work when the bubbles are open (that's why i need a heads up!), but if i have no reasons to keep them open i will close them...
the app i actually have on mobile is discord.
Why are your Hetalia AO3 fics currently on anon?
I want to troll surprise my subscribers, while also the progress on my main projects has been slow.
[DW account]
copypasting the fics list post here (same link as above but reblogable):
Fics list [#fanfic tag 🪶] (Fics only sideblog)
Hate me a little and come back to me [AO3], Explicit! PruHun. In progress
[More works in that series]
Au pas, au pas, au pas [AO3], GerFra(Ger). Completed
+ Extra: Cuando tienes dos cabrones de amigos (BTT)
Fotosynthese, CRACK ficlet :), starring Alfred and...
Inevitable [AO3], One-sided GerPru (Blood, Drama, Near Death...)
(I saw this in a dream) [AO3], PruAus, Zombie au.
“a cold war bizarre cooperation” One sided Bela.rus x Russ.ia; Rusprus (yukiusagi). Hints to AmeBela, Rusame (AmeRus), AmeGer. Some ableist language. [AO3].
My #hetahorrorweek 7/7 fics [AO3 links]… A lot of CWs.
A good day in between many bad days [AO3], HRE & Pru Angst and Humor
[Afterlife Idea/WIP, Tumblr only]
going under [AO3], dreamy German bros angst, pay atention to tags.
Thanatos, my Mythalia March fic. FrAus, SpAus, PruAus and more. Explicit! And on going (6/7)
Ghosts [AO3], sad FraPru(Fra)
Playmate (2/2) [AO3], PolPru Week Day 1, Commonwealth…
The Next Me [AO3], German bros having an argument.
Stolen from a movie [AO3], It happened out of nowhere; not everybody came back.
Before The End [AO3], pre-Valentine's Frying Pangle.
Things are changing (and I didn't know) [AO3], Gil living.
The Return (old intro) / [AO3, new intro]
Phonecall [AO3], PruAus.
Charging Dragon [AO3], solo Gil, but German bros background.
Worrisome peace [AO3], Fluff and Angst Pangle + Lud.
In a blink of an eye, together [AO3], another PruHun in progress (help)
The Only Way Out is Up [AO3], Gil whump (Castle WIP).
Frying Pangle in Pyjamas [AO3], Hotel, established.
[I hit the links limit ;o;! Please go to the Fics link at the start]
Finding you [AO3], (Forest WIP)
(No) Trouble in Paradise [AO3], Established Modern PruHun (h/c)
through your body [AO3 link]
The fight never ends [AO3]
(+WIP I don’t know when I’ll bother to write properly)
WIPs List (September 2024)
also: #outlines/drafts 🪶; #fic wips, #fic notes and #fic ideas
Also (talking about wips): One-shot 1 (👻); One-shot 2 (AU); Lud&Gil centric series (+extra / canon-divergence); Historical GDR Prussia centric (90s +post-war flashbacks), and… Everything on anon until I’m done with a fucking Crossover 🤪, that will be polished compared to NGE and CSM ones.
Do I know what I am doing? No.
Will that stop me? No, it hasn’t before. Besides we are talking about He(ll)talia fanfictions (<3), already unhinged (<333), stranger that most other media (+ inherently dealing with some touchy subjects), that’s why the separation. I’m writing what I should have done many years ago so now you will have to deal with me (or not).
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i do love grumpy characters in grumpy love so a bit of swiss//aus will be fun. the unnecessary "i do NOT ship the cousins but i ship these totally-not cousins, also i ship the extra guy with [another ship i love] instead of his cousin; did i said these two are cousins?" has ruined it a bit for me tho
is gilbert scared of death. or is it more than he even deserves
I don't think he's afraid of death so much as it deeply inconveniences him and (in my lore) reminds him that he is not God's creation and therefor The Big Man Upstairs won't talk to him, so he's just stuck there wallowing alone in the darkness of his own "after"life until his body regenerates one way or another. So the existential despair could hit him but he's not afraid of it, classically. I also don't think the last sentence of the ask fits Gil, the Catholics and the Protestants both did not succeed at instilling a sense of guilt in him big enough for that, although he WOULD agree he doesn't deserve things like forgiveness from others, that's more related to just... awareness of shit he's done and his own kind of childish idea of "well if someone did that shit to me I'd be mad too" even though it doesn't stop him.
In the end I think the only thing scary about death to him would be the "being alone/separated from loved ones" part and that's if they actually die properly, because there are entire comics dedicated to Rome and Germania walking among the living in "retirement", but Templar is super duper dead and gone.
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Gil would enjoy teaching self-defense :D ("just please don't kill anybody and if you do I didn't teach you how aright, I mean do it only because you have to, I mean don't—")
The Difference Between Martial Arts and Self-Defence While martial arts focus on form, techniques, and sometimes competition, self-defence training prioritises survival and safety in real-world scenarios.
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