I'm Bored You Know?

is this a threat

You better believe it motherfucker!

not all heroes wear capes

Big sit energy

oh. ohhhhhhhhh. oh nooooooooooooooo

[A mom and baby otter are floating together. The baby otter is sleeping on his mom’s tummy so he’s still all dry and fluffy.  She keeps giving him little otter kisses.]

Now this is quality content.

my heart feels so warm seeing this

lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go out” lmao anarchopenguinism

this is the cutest goddamn thing i’ve ever heard

can I volunteer to be a penguin

I love everything about this post.

If I fail to reblog this it is because I am dead. 

How do I submit an application to be a penguin?

i’m screaming???

ME

“big kitties also love boxes”

oh my god he is so happpy

I love cats so much

That last one isn’t a big cat in a box. It’s clearly a giraffe. Can’t you read?

hard to swallow pill: not every person u care about is gonna care about u in the same lengths, ur capacity to love n care isnt for every one of them

okay but why the fuck do you black out when all you pokemon faint?

cause im sad

your pokemon cant protect you anymore so the enemy trainer just fucking clocks you

Ooooh

this is a good guide but every fuckin time i see this post come around i see the right gif before i see the left one and i immediately think “you’re goddamn right i’ll push a straight. shove a heterosexual right over”