Devoted Angel

please keep talking to me about your interests even if you think you’re annoying. i want to hear you ramble, you look so cute.

how dare these people think they can talk to you, even dream of loving you- they’re disgusting. they don’t deserve to even be near you.

All I want in life is an owner.

Someone to tell me what to do, who I should be, what my purpose is. My life is meaningless without someone in control of it. I feel empty inside without a darling to own me.

unfortunately, because she is also a ~100yr old green sea turtle, i legally cannot touch her. she’s a protected species, and a fairly prominent individual at that, and im not one of the aquarists who dives into that tank NOR am i a vet, so i’m not among the handful of people who are ALLOWED to give her scratchies. she knows all of the divers personally, and knows that i am not one of them. she doesn’t care. she wants attention and because she’s the specialest princess in the entire universe she will do anything in her power to get it.

she also throws a big ol tantrum when i end up not petting her. she’ll stick up her head to snort water at me, slap at the platform and ladder with her fins, and then swim under the dive platform and bump her shell against the bottom — she’s a 500lb turtle, which is a lot of weight for her to be throwing around. i usually have to move pretty quick to get off the platform and onto solid ground cuz there have been times where i’ve genuinely felt like i was about to lose my balance and REALLY didn’t want to end up falling into the tank.