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"you have mental illness" actually i don't, those are just unfortunate side effects from using the powers from my amulet to often. such power deranges a man.

jk rowling will die before me and i will have an incredible fucking day when she does

please don’t buy unethical russian oil you should buy wholesome american oil sourced from the finest wells in the iraqi desert

pouring coca cola into a rare, sickly bird's mouth confidently and without doubt

do NOT do this!!!!!!! birds drink pepsi ONLY

i need you to imagine transmasc catra being given their first binder by bow. i know this is a pretty popular hc in my genre of blorboism but imagine it again.

it's okay to still be hurt over things that happened days, weeks, months, even years ago. time does not help to heal, but you being gentle to yourself does.

It's always 'wyd' and never come watch the moon with me

I want to see more love at first sword fight. Like gimme fucking two bamf swordfighters dueling it out. I want to see the tension, the eye sex, them realizing "oh, they're good", the BANTER between the clashing of swords, and them pinning the other at SWORD POINT.

instead of a first dance at my wedding i want to have an elaborate sword fight to he’s a pirate