fish boy, cauliflower boy, snow man

let’s all gain weight and get strong as fuck

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

really hilarious and unsexy when hetero romantasy authors refer to love interests as males and females. you sound like david attenborough narrating a special documentary on two turtles humping in the mud

i don't care if he's the king of the fae. if that man called me a desirable female i'd have him gelded

lmfao I just saw zohran doing the inaugural swim in a full suit and tie, the schtick genuinely gets funnier the more he does it. My only complaint is should have worn swim trunks OVER the suit

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

you really do meet some of the loveliest people talking about blood and sex on the internet

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too