fish boy, cauliflower boy, snow man

we dont talk about cabbage enough. everyone take my hand let's all get really into cabbage. let's all sit in a big circle and study Korean cuisine for a while and get really into cabbage. we can do sauerkraut too. surely everyone in the world has something exciting to teach us about what to do with cabbage. OK? come on its time for cabbage

i literally wanna get better . does anybody else feel that way or is it just me and the bleachers

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

1920s guy driving a model t with a "i bought this before ford went crazy" bumper sticker

I think perhaps the only way in which queer people have achieved true parity with straight people is that queer romantasy is just as bad.

I think adults need summer vacation. Like let's just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I'm so tired.

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

gonna start saying "this is setting men back 10 years" whenever some guy says some dumb shit

"this is really gonna hurt the male community"

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

It’s too hot to give a fuck that the prime minister resigned…again

This is almost better than finding out new info through the supernatural meme

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see