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surprise! silly lighthearted self indulgent bees fanfiction on the menu! ft. sports au for a sport you don't understand or care about!

#bumbleby #rwby #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #evan says shit #rwgby au

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reading a book published before 2000 is like wow….this author wrote this totally unburdened by the idea of what people on twitter might say about it. this author wrote this without trying to market it by ao3 tag trope. this author wrote this wih the expectation that readers will actually read it instead of watching tiktoks about it, and if they don’t know a word they can guess or look it up. what a concept.

#evan says shit #and it was a better time.

clingyduoapologist

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

dazzling-galaxy

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

loreleywrites

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

#not if u make 8 days worth of chili variant at a time

segamascott

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notecardpasta

I think when you correctly identify a trauma that is the base of a woe of yours it should just disappear. It should be like "aaahh. you got me" and vanish and leave 100 dollars behind

#like a match 3 game #link up the event with the behavior and both of them fade away #and u get 3 real life gold bars

voyaging-too

It's so important to acknowledge the very real and sometimes truly horrible failings of the healthcare profession and the pharmaceutical industry while never ever ever letting them drive us into the arms of pseudoscientific bullshit. This is something I feel really strongly about.

so fucking hot in the midwest that my smoke alarm went off Twice in the middle of the night from literally just the temperature. in case anyone was wondering how it’s going over here.

#evan says shit

paperplateprose

writing challenge!

open up your document and put words in it

televangelists

it's actually very funny to me when someone posts an excerpt of a fic that was obviously written by AI and then the quotes/comments immediately flood with people being like "that could just be how they write" "this isn't necessarily ai" "LLM models were trained by human writing" "i've read fics ten years ago that were exactly like this". yeah buddy i'm sure a human being just casually sat down to write an overwrought purple prose dumpster fire of a paragraph in which every use of figurative language is a vacuous nothingburger. i'm sure a human is abusing the rule of threes to the point that it appears in every sentence. i'm sure a human picks the same three OC names for every fic. i'm sure that a human wrote in the same stupid clipped style for a hundred thousand words and never once got tired, and i'm sure a human wrote this with the purposeful intent of making every single sentence try to carry weight in a way that makes the whole thing unreadable try-hard garbage yeah totally man whatever you say

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willgrahamscock

canon is whatever I perceive with my third eye

willgrahamscock

oh and my peonis haha

girl-blorbo-polls

Is your girl blorbo polyamorous?

Canonically polyamorous

I headcanon it and ship her in a polyship

I headcanon it but don’t have a polyship in mind

Nah, she’s probably strictly monogamous

Nah, she doesn’t date/have partnered relationships

Other/nuance/complicated

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#rlly depends on if i’m writing a bees fic or bees schnees #altho as i observed last time i reread milf blake au. sometimes the bees schnees seeps thru no matter what i’m going for.

innerchildabortionclinic

your ex is a narcissist? so he must struggle with close friendships, right--oh, he's respectful to his male friends? he only acts this way around women? that's crazy, they should invent a word for such a phenomenon

angelbabymikaa

i’ve been so well-behaved i deserve to light things on fire now

gauntletqueen

IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

gauntletqueen

GMORNING GIRLIES IT'S YURI DAY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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frederickchiltonsdivacup

I'm gonna go check on my WIP. just in case it wrote itself while I was gone. You never know.

sacredstem

tumblr has been the most consistent thing in my life since i was like 14

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