fish boy, cauliflower boy, snow man

A prominent US Republican senator has just been announced dead - and it's not the one you think

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

more people need to give themselves permission to write and draw pornography

it is virtuous and necessary that you write, draw, and distribute pornography

can we start with not conflating "erotic/sexual art or writing" with pornography

no lmao

having berries in the fridge is basically like having a gun to your head with a loudly ticking clock

on my eating fresh produce shit precisely in time for the poop parasite to sweep the upper midwest. oh well.

Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore