the sweetest wine

We could look so pretty all bruised and ruined by each other

I haven’t gone a day without thinking of you ever since our very first conversation

"are you normal about-" no I'm an insane pervert

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

people hate it when i say "black people getting cancer is racist" but im literally fucking right because systemic racism has led to chemical dumping being acceptable in black/brown neighborhoods and black people have higher rates of cancer as a result

please don't take this as me trying to sound ungrateful but you're being kind of irritatingly machievallian about this whole self-sacrifice scheme

crashing out once more about my psycho-sexual obsession (and yeah. yeah it's an obsession. full force.) yet instead of it being a situationship now we're dating! 👾 anyway. im listening to bad apple and we're taking space

see the thing about an obsession is that sometimes you get what you want (closer and closer to obsession) it is never enough (will it ever be enough??)

imagine seinfeld but if jerry had.... an inquisitive mind..

I just meant if jerry wanted more information but I can see how you might have understood this as me proposing a bicurious seinfeld

Not that there's anything wrong with that

not that there's anything wrong with that

i was like 'it's weird the way everyone is doing free pr for the catholic church rn just bc the pr for the new pope has already been that good' and someone was like 'wait? why don't you like the pope? did something happen?' i feel insane i'm not exaggerating i didn't even know what to say?? 'did something happen?' yes the last 2 thousand years of global history, and no, going back 2,000 years in catholic history is not dramatic because it's remained consistently that bad throughout and in fact i do think the church should answer for every single century of its sins while all of its assets are returned to the people from which they were stolen and its global power is dissolved.

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

i could add a few more stages to grief if they let me