loti!

(sees a post about ocd) haha thats relatable im going to reblog it. no wait im not actually diagnosed with ocd so actually if i reblog that im obviously faking to vie sympathy from others and being totally disrespectful to people who have ocd. and everyone knows i dont have ocd and theyre going to see and theyre going to cancel me for claiming to have ocd and theyre gonna find all the other things ive done and yuppp. 10 callout posts by the morning

if i don't lock in they'll kill me. if i don't lock in they are going to kill me. not in an honourable way. like a dog. afraid

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

i was talking to this guy yesterday and he said "i'm pretty sure i'm straight but i might be a little bicurious. there are definitely some guys i might hook up with. like samson." and i said "samson?" and he said "yeah. like from the bible"

having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed