How many tries did it take to get this

one because im a fuckin wizard

I love how it’s “The Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll and MISTER Hyde” as in, yeah, they are basically two sides of the same person but only ONE has a doctorate

#unless your bitch ass second personality helped you write that thesis it is your fucking doctorate 

If it dont smell good im not eating it

If it smell salty I’m not sucking it

this was about food but fuck it here we go

this post has an extremely dark aura surrounding it

Cursed

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

what the fuck kind of name spelling bullshit is Farha

why are white people so offended by arabic names like ho ur name is gabriella,,, high school musical came out in 2006 it’s not cute anymore

rip gabriella 2006-2016

Gabriella’s far better than Farha

I just witnessed a ficking massacre

This is the American Gothic. If you’ve never been to the USA, this image sums it up pretty well.

I had to find out where this really was because looking at it, I felt like I knew exactly where it was. It turns out it’s in Breezewood, PA, and i have never been there, which only serves to highlight the OP’s point. 

women are so considerate like they’ll put all the stuff you could ever need in their bags just in case and then they carry all that weight around and they’ll give band aid’s and ibuprofen and setting powder to any stranger in need, meanwhile men just put their ugly wallets in their back pocket and that’s it

~lux&makeup~