lotspii :3

making girls happy cry makes me a little hard apparently

I give off a certain “traumatized dog that doesn’t know how to even want to be happy or value its existence and autonomy outside of being of service to others” that girls seem to keep hugging me about.

I give off a certain “traumatized dog that doesn’t know how to even want to be happy or value its existence and autonomy outside of being of service to others” that girls seem to keep hugging me about.

your dog looked at me funny so naturally I had to fell it with one wicked blow

hear me out

Im listenin

reblog to make prev grow a cup size

if you suck on her tits hard enough she'll lactate eventually. i promise. you just have to keep trying.

You're on a path in the woods. At the end of that path is a cabin. In the basement of that cabin is a princess. You're here to smooch her. If you don't, it will be the end of the worl- no you aren't allowed to turn around. Go give that princess a smooch, maybe cuddle her too, she deserves it.

Today I was informed by a very attractive woman at the gym that I have "very kissable lips." Unfortunately, this information was devastating to my ability to function normally for the remainder of the workout.

I am transgender and wish for the fall of the American government.

reblog if you too are transgender and wish for the collapse of the united states