im a mess but im happy

Real estate agent: This is a group of vampires sent to attack watford

simon: hey baz, what’s your type

Simon, slamming hands on table: I have decided that I am in fact a snack…

Simon: pENNY I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHAT BAZ WAS PLOTTING

Baz when he's first introduced in Carry On

Simon: I have feelings for you.

simon and baz be like:

rainbow rowell:

my brain whenever I find a new thing to fantasize about

the princess bride is exactly what a dnd campaign would look like as a movie like? the delightfully weird cast of characters with their own quirks, the strange pacing and narrative that still Works, the absolute absurdity of it all, the jumping back and forth between wanting to be serious and it being really funny, hell its even Told like a dnd story through the use of the grandfather being the one telling the story

also like the character backstories are SUCH dnd backgrounds like? “im out for revenge for my father who was killed by a guy with six fingers on one of his hands” “i bumped into a band of pirates and their leader liked me so much he ended up having me take on his title to retire”

DM: having narrowly escaped Humperdinck, you find yourselves in the dangerous Fire Swamps

DM: …Okay, so you and Vizzini kind of salute each other with your goblets, and you both drink. And then he says–