Could you do a short on Miko (and the other kids?) terrifying the autobots (especially Ratchet) with human medical stuff like teratoma tumors? (Those freaky tumors that can grow teeth and hair)
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*Ratchet working*
Miko: -so yeah, my cousin's appendix just exploded and he had to go to the hospital.
Jack: Ugh, been there not fun. My mom had totally freaked out and it had hurt like a mother fu-
Ratchet: Language! Wait- your what exploded??
Jack: My appendix.
Raf: It's an organ in the human body.
Ratchet: Your organs explode??
Raf: Only the appendix can.
Ratchet: Why on all that is holy does your appendix explode?!
Miko: *Idk noise*
Jack: It can get infected and then when it gets clogged with- uh, stuff it can cause pressure to build up in it then explode.
Ratchet: *Grumble* You humans and your disgusting bodies.
Miko: Ha! If you think that's nasty wait until you see the tumors that grow teeth and hair!!
Ratchet: What..?
*One unpleasant Google search later*
Ratchet: By Primus that's vile.
Raf: Agreed... Ew.
Miko: Heh, gnarly.
Jack: Gross Miko.
Miko: Whatever dude your mom probably has told you worse things, like the peeling skin condition.
Jack: Don't remind me.
Ratchet: Peeli-? Actually no, I don't want to know.
Ratchet: I'm going to reset my processor, do not bother me for an hour.
Miko: It's not that bad!
Ratchet: Yes it is.
Raf: Yes it is.
Jack: Yes it is.
Miko: Whimps.
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