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I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it

lets say, hypothetically, im a cat. a kitty cat. and for the sake of debate, lets say i dance dance dance.

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

Messing up my customer service hotline job and playing a gunshot sound effect over the phone then coming back with a slightly different accent

Crazy how those old wounds will rip open again on a random Wednesday

the first season of a show is kinda like a dead wife

shoutout to all the amazing aborted fics inside some mentally ill guys head rn, I would have loved to give it kudos