So, @kurtsieforlife asked me if I could break-down the following gif for them because I said in another post I had some concerns about this as a blue belter in karate.
*scurries in with a neatly pile of stacked papers. Clears throat to address Loki*
First of all, eyes. Those pretty blue-green-greyish eyes… Sweety, don’t look where you are going to kick, it betrays you. Just keep eye-contact with your enemy so they don’t know what you are up to. Or, in your case, this will be deadly enough on itself because you’d let them drown in those beautiful orbs.
Secondly, that knee which leads up to that gorgeous in leather wrapped thigh. You’re doing fine by lifting up your knee high enough but the angle of the kick is… incorrect. This kick would only double over your enemy and send him backward in a straight line, not upwards to the wall. If you are going to kick someone to make him fly upward you should be kicking from a lower angle. Like, from the floor, crouched on one leg and kicking up with the other. I don’t think we would have survived that though…
Thirdly, the arms. Those strong and finely sculpted arms (which we know of, yes) covered in those magnificent golden bracers. Keep those arms close to yourself in front of your torso instead of flinging them outwards. It will leave you exposed. Had your enemy been able to withstand that kick your torso and face would be open for an attack. Good thing it was just a weakly Human who was clearly gun-trained and not a ring-fighter.
Fourthly, your leg. That long, long, loooong, loooo… … *stares and drools* … damnit! Focus StarScreamLoki! Where was I? Oh, right! That looooong leg. Just before the moment of your foot colliding with the Human he is already staggering backward (hey, stunt people, don’t pull that rope so soon on the Human, Loki barely made contact). Anyway, if you are going to hurt your enemy and either punch or kick them, just remind this rule: you’re not going to kick/punch against them but through them. Ah well, I think your godly powers made up for that.
But, since I’m also someone who like positive encouragement, here are some things you are doing great:
Face; instill fear in your enemies by scowling menacing and angry at them. 11 out of 10 points. (Mark me down as scared and horny)
The scepter: You held on to that thing. Most people would open their hands just to get some extra balance when they are standing on one leg.
Hair flip; just… gorgeous. Those lustrous, black, spiky locks that are going in every direction. Hng.
No killing; very much kudos on this one, I would just have impaled the pathetic human with that sharp scepter.
Foot; kicking with the sole of your foot and not your toes. Very good, otherwise you’d break them and we don’t want that. Although, it gives me a reason to have you in a sick-bed and care for you…
Coat; the lose flaps of your coat that flying around you like you are a dancer. Very elegant. Just that you’re about to hurt someone doesn’t mean you can’t look good while doing so.
Throat; a little exposed but combined with that hair-flip we get a tremendous view on that very lick-able, suck-able and nibble-able throat of yours.
That was it I think… *throws essay out*
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I think I have to run for my life now because I’m not sure Loki would do well with this critic… *bolts*
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