simping on main

"Block this ad" isn't good enough, I need a feature that directly tells the company "this was so shit that it lowered my opinion of your product"

I seem to be living a very expensive lifestyle called eating food regularly

Miss Piggy's response to misogyny and fatphobia is physical violence and I think we should all take something from that

My day's been fine can I still have the pig pot?

Love seeing little pawprints. So fucking magical. There was a little guy here.

Shipping update: Your parcel has been torn asunder by ravenous hogs

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

Not only should it be law that anything AI generated on the internet should be labelled as such but every website, app, and digital service should have a button I can click that removes any AI from my interactions with that site/service. I don't want your AI assistant I don't want your AI-generated ad copy I don't want this insidious little thing that has crept into so much of the internet that I can be using it without even realising or knowing. If you couldn't be bothered to have a human make it I can't be bothered to look at it sorry bye