windfucker, and/or fuckwind

people have this tendency to believe that fandom discourse exists because people in fandoms are Stupid Nerdy Losers, but in fact fandom discourse exists because anytime you get a group of more than 100 people together, they will start creating interpersonal bullshit. fandom is not special in this regard

There is sports discourse. There is yarn discourse. There is food discourse. There is academic discourse (dear sweet god is there academic discourse). If there are people out there collecting brass buttons specifically from 1921, they are going to have discourse about which buttons are trash and whether Person A cheated person B. To be human is to engage in pointless wankery sometimes.

(trying to cheer you on) hey, lets grab this thing by the (remembers youre neutered) nothing

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

wish everyone could perceive the Vague Concepts in my head because i just know you would looove my Vague Concepts. you would think im so smart if you saw the misty clouds of Vague Concepts floating around in my head. #MyVagueConcepts

hey, saw you on the dash. you have a kicked puppy vibe and i really like it. i’m just curious if you’re more of a traumatized shelter pup with separation anxiety or more of a feral dog with a long history of biting and aggression

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

one person's "ugghh this trope is so overdone" is another person's "oooooohohohohohohohoho"

getting reblogged by a user with a huge following is so embarassing like,, your blog is so much b-bigger than mine... uwahh o///o so m-many notes! you didnt even use any t-tags...! My tiny little blog can't take it...! >///< o-oh waow...

Me when random posts get reblogged by one of my mutuals with 10-300x as many followers as me.

yeah I hate when that happens

So real.

You can print in black & white without depending on any of the other color cartridges

"You know what's harder than Getting Better? Living Like That" is just the thesis for my whole shit going on right now honestly. You know what's harder than doing my physical therapy? Hurting All The Time. You know what's harder than addressing my gender dysphoria? Hurting All The Time

I'm Doing The Hard Thing and it's *easier* than how I was living before. If you make yourself feel better you will have more energy to spend on Getting Better. Nice inch nails - the upward spiral. Crawl out of your grave Thursday

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

anyone have that picture with the 100 pool toy baltos. Its like a modern terracotta army