windfucker, and/or fuckwind

well you know what they say. whoever snelt it snelt it.

you know what they say. whoever smelt it gets the early worm. ?

its the saying goes. you miss 100% of the smelts you don't dealt.

you're smelling it.

Why is Vegeboop so unique?

i love making spreadsheets. the only problem with making spreadsheets is that i don't have enough things to turn into spreadsheets. the spreadsheet market is in shambles. but i can't just ask people if i'm allowed to make them spreadsheets, because if you go up to someone and go can i make you a spreadsheet they go literally why would you do that. but Sometimes you can social engineer your way into making a spreadsheet for someone and that's the most beautiful feeling in the world.

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

my tea bag broke

Guy who is about to give birth to leafs

oh hello delightful forest boar. why are you charging at me so fast

what's that? gen z is trying to make me jerk off and moan like a girl?

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

mom doesn't know its angryschemingshape

be more respectful of my tigerous beans please

[hiding my old man bite from the rest of the group] o-of course I'm fine! let's just keep going. the survivor's camp is right ahead and [spots someone I know] heh. I guess they let ANYONE in here!

accused of using too many ellipses... don't care... there's always more to come...

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

you want to be a good noun for mommy, don't you?

Is that a thesaurus in your pants, or are you just putting the sin in synonym?

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

just roundhouse kicked an angels halo smoove off