windfucker, and/or fuckwind

road rage......roid rage........where's the rind rage #mycitrusfruits

fear not: you can also “attack” your friends even outside of art fight, so if you miss the chance to before august 2nd you can always get them after with no repercussions. No crime will be committed either way and its actually fine to draw art for others at any other time of the year

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

it's nice how at any time you can pour a glass of water on one of your bird friends so then there's wet bird.

"you can do anything you want forever" armed robberry here i come. post cancelled. i spelled it like berry.... armed strawberries here i come. 💭🔫🍓 lol! no but really can you imagine.

The author must have been eating woodland salad, candied acorns, turnip pie, plum-cakes, bilberry tarts, arrowroot shortbread, and glazed maple shoots, and drinking flagons of October ale and raspberry cordial when they wrote this

pelase help me

throwback to when my family left me alone the day after i got my wisdom teeth removed and all i did was play super mario 3D world

you should try crossdressing more. both because it's fun and because seeing the different ways clothes are manufactured by gender will give you 50 new reasons to be pissed off. become radicalized against misogyny by flannel quality

“our age of bronze is collapsing” is this beautiful random burst of monty python dialogue amidst the drudgery of nolan’s vision and i think it should win the first-ever oscar for best solitary line

[wringing my hands as i look out my window directly overlooking wall street, watching the sun rise on october 29, 1929] aw fuck it’s the great depression

i say yay and yippee a lot but i mean it. i always mean it. *looks into the distance pensively*

tumblring for these 6 people always in my notifications

loyal knight